Fun facts about Bill O'Reilly
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- kern_
* He can sodomize 3000 men at a time. And did.
* Unlike popular theory, Bill O'Reilly still uses falafels and loofahs in his daily life
* There is a good reason why he hates liberals: Bill O'Reilly is medically allergic to dirty hippie thoughts. It makes his head swell up like a giant grapefruit.
* Today, Bill O'Reilly is not in the possesion of a penis. But he will be.
* Bill O'Reilly enjoys eating cute puppies every Friday. Shaven, not furred.
* Bill O'Reilly was the first to cover the Mark Foley story. Not because of his journalistic talents, but because he ALSO sexually herasses young pages via instant messaging and Bill O'Reilly has never forgotten "The Works".
* The letters of the name "Bill O'Reilly" can spell "Ill Bore Illy". This means that Bill O'Reilly can literally bore you to death (in real life of course, because in the Factor, he has to blow off steam).
* Bill O'Reilly actually doesn't write a script for the Factor, nor does anybody else. When asked about the seemingly directionless approach of the Factor, Bill explained: "It's my motherfuckin' show, biotch! Wha-eva, I can do what I wawnt!"
* He was actually an original member of the Dixie Chicks and was the writer of the line "just so you know, I'm ashamed that the president of russia is from Texas" but upon presentation of the line in London, it was screwed up and Bill quietly left the band to go solo. It has also been rumoured that "U + Ur Hand" by American singer Pink was written about him in protest over his anti-Russian comment.
- grunttt0
welcome to Newstoday® - might i introduce you to the "respond" link?
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- kern_0
believe it or not, it WAS intentional
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- grunttt0
i was just kiddin'
i had just been reading that other BO thread and then saw yours.
at least the first part of my statement was true... Welcome to Newstoday®
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- kern_0
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- k0na_an0k0
worst. bill o'reilly nt roast. ever.