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- jevad0
I am in such a bad place right now...
- robotron3k0
jevad, work on the art of small talk. learn to talk a lot and say very little. compliment a woman on her clothes. women like it if you dress cute. don't look at a womans breasts when your talking with her, unless you can get away with it. if that all fails, unzip you pant, pull it out and say, "ever seen one of these??" and above all, do all the above with a smile.
- skt0
try yay.
- tadcautious0
don't give into e-harmony, i have yet to know anyone that met that someone special online. come on you're in denver, forbes magazine rated it the best town for singles now 3 years in a row!
be yourself, it will work out :)
- morilla0
j-man, forget the ladies. It's not gonna fix things. Focus your energy on other things . They ladies will come in time.
- skt0
and the pulling out your doofer is a good plan. I've seen it work many a time.
- e-pill0
nic-
isnt it still snowing near you...go up to the slopes and fall really hard into the sexy girl of choice...and do that MrD fall grab boobie thing just incase she is taken. if you need courage to do it listen to Survivor Eye of The Tiger a few times and then do it.
- cosmo0
You need 'The Game'.
- spendogg0
I am not one to give dating advice - cuz I havn't been on a date in like 11 years, but i am around my dude friends when they are on the beaver hunt. So here are some observations.
1. Have a good wingman that can bail you out or separate calfs from the herd.
2. It helps to have girls around early in the evening so potential birds can see that you aren't completely retarded.
3. Initially, always allow them talk about themselves - then engage in polite banter about things they may be interested in - let them ask what you do.
4. It helps to have an obnoxious friend around being crass so you both have someone to laugh at and talk shit about - making fun of people around you is the best way to make an early connection - and this will give you all the early warning signs of her personality disorders.
to be continued
- k0na_an0k0
you snowboard right?
get yourself a fake cast and chill in the lounge of a ski lodge all day telling everyone how you broke your leg going off the level 5 hill.
(worked for larry in three's company)
- OSFA0
Enter response:if you need courage to do it listen to Survivor Eye of The Tiger a few times and then do it.
e-pill
(Apr 30 07, 10:49Wow, I thought I was the only one that listens to this song.
- tadcautious0
Enter response:if you need courage to do it listen to Survivor Eye of The Tiger a few times and then do it.
e-pill
(Apr 30 07, 10:49Wow, I thought I was the only one that listens to this song.
OSFA
(Apr 30 07, 10:51)if Eye of the Tiger doesn't do it for ya, then try Holy Diver - Dio or Round and Round by Ratt!
- Jaline0
Don't ask me man - on my last date, I found myself in an unknown bathtub full of ice and my kidney missing.
jox
(Apr 30 07, 10:34)You screwed that up too? I did you warn you about that particular one...
- akoni0
Jevad...
Just tell the ladies:
"I may be whitey tighty, but I am black from the waist down"
- Jaline0
LOL spendogg, do you hunt?
Actually, I prefer that the guy talks more first, but that's because I'm introverted in person.
- spendogg0
LOL spendogg, do you hunt?
Actually, I prefer that the guy talks more first, but that's because I'm introverted in person.
Jaline
(Apr 30 07, 10:55)Thank god I dont have to hunt anymore - Denver is a really strange dating place.
and you are probably right the guy usually has to talk more.
- kezza_20
as someone said walk in like you're not looking. It's always when you're not looking that things happen.
oh and confidence.
and beer, failing that horse traquilizers
- e-pill0
if you need courage to do it listen to Survivor Eye of The Tiger a few times and then do it.
e-pill
(Apr 30 07, 10:49Wow, I thought I was the only one that listens to this song.
OSFA
(Apr 30 07, 10:51)Eye of the Tiger
http://edd-e.com/oldfmt/Eyeofthe…
- mg330
Jevad:
Accent, check
Musician, check
Play guitar, check
Snowboard, check
Has a penis, checkSo what's your problem again?
- Jaline0
as someone said walk in like you're not looking. It's always when you're not looking that things happen.
kezza_2
(Apr 30 07, 10:58)this never works for me. perhaps you have to be all over the guy...