I had to Flush...
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- CP12
2 Fat goldfish down the toilet this morning... at what point do the goldfish die when you flush them?
Any links of images or flash animations that would help describe when they die would help in my moment of need.
- jevad0
go fuck yourself cunthole
- RoomFive0
"at what point do the goldfish die when you flush them?"
...erm... have i read this right? ...aren't they supposed to be dead BEFORE you flush them?! :/
- TheBlueOne0
You just invoked the "evil goldfish karma". You are so fucked...
- k0na_an0k0
You just flushed to live Goldfish?
I hope they grow to a huge size in the sewer and swim back up to seek their revenge on your bleached homo anus.
- Rand0
what was the imprimatur to flush?
- skt0
we used to feed goldfish to my mates piranhas when we were kids. i remember one was completely eaten except for its face, so this goldfish face just floated around the tank for a day or so.
- Mimio0
Just wait until the giant mutant goldfish arise from the public sewer system and take their revenge. You won't be so frigidly analytical and sober that day.
- jpea0
you're gonna end up in goldfish hell.
- ETM0
They don't die. They suffer immensely in the horrible sewer... or they mutate into 7ft long freaks that urban legends are made of and they come back for revenge.
- kelpie0
what is the huge fuss here, the small creatures are only here for our amusement anyway, who are you to say how that amusement is to be derived?
- harlequino0
Read this. It's science.
http://www.amazon.com/Two-Thousa…
- TheBlueOne0
we used to feed goldfish to my mates piranhas when we were kids. i remember one was completely eaten except for its face, so this goldfish face just floated around the tank for a day or so.
skt
(Mar 22 07, 07:51)pics?
- ETM0
Damn... why can't I find a pic of the mutant goldfish holding a gun to Chris Griffin's head...
Chris--Um, mom...remember the goldfish we flushed?
Lois--Yeah, why?
Chris--He wasn't dead...
- TheBlueOne0
you're gonna end up in goldfish hell.
jpea
(Mar 22 07, 07:52)Which amazingly is just like being flushed down a toilet over and over again for all eternity. Weird, eh?
- Drno0
ahahhaha priceless
I once flushed a potato and it actually didn't go anywhere,
the rest of the story if worst,....
- Point50
I would assume that the chlorine in the water would kill them eventually, if not the raw sewage that will choke and infect their gills pretty fast.
- CP120
They were alive but dying when I flushed them, their lungs were red and they were sick because somethings wrong with my tank filter.
- k0na_an0k0
maybe your negative energy killed them you fuckstick.
I'm really not mad I just like swearing.
- RoomFive0
we used to feed goldfish to my mates piranhas when we were kids...
skthttp://www.joecartoon.com/pages/…
hehe
- gabriel20
you're gonna end up in goldfish hell.
jpea
(Mar 22 07, 07:52)Which amazingly is just like being flushed down a toilet over and over again for all eternity. Weird, eh?
TheBlueOne
(Mar 22 07, 07:56)That sounds like something straight out of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy