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Job Shadow Today 1515 Responses
Last post: 1 year, 5 months ago | Thread started: Mar 14, 07, 4:25 a.m.
- Bottlerocket
Does he wear a hat with a chinstrap?
- Dog-earMar 14, 07, 6:55 a.m. – Permalink
- flavorful
I remember one of my teachers in high school, this huge motherfucker that people called Bear, haha.
In art class I made a yamaka just to be a dick with yarn or whatever (it was a private Catholic school), and we ended up using it as a frisbee whenever I didn't have it clipped on my head, haha.
One day, this kid whipped it in the computer lab and somehow managed to literally blow up about 3 computers right by his desk in their brand new computer lab.
He (teacher) goes ape shit (or bear shit I guess), locks the door doesn't let anyone out until someone tells him who did it.
No one talks, of course I'm laughing maniacally because I'm an asshole. He gets fed up, tells me to go to the next door room for a talk, so I say sure thing walk up and go ... der ... you locked the door Einstein, how the hell am I supposed to get out.
This infuriates him.
He gets up runs over with his key and throws me out of the door after opening it, slams the computer lab door, and then does the opposite to the other empty room.
So I take a seat, laughing still because I have no central nervous system and I'm like a hyena.
He is pounding on the chalkboard, throwing desks around, yelling at the top of his lungs at me about confess, confess. Then he walks out the room comes back and tells me, I've been ratted out.
My response of, I've been interrogated by enough police in my life to know that you're lying by the way.
Flips out again.
Then goes, "You know what Jerome, I don't get it. The kids in this school respect you, they look up to you. I was the same way in high school, except I was captain of the wrestling team. And guess what, when people got out of line, I put them in their place."
I kindly informed him how his glory days are over, and I swear he was about to sock me right in the face when this kid opened the door, crying, literally bawling his eyes out and goes, "Mr. O ... Jerome didn't do it, I did, I'm sorry."
He looked in total shock, because this was the actual captain of the football team (that he helped coach) ... it was total shock, haha.
And I just go, "See you, I told you I didn't do it."
...
I got detention for the rest of the year, I was never allowed back in the computer lab, and he didn't come into work for a week.
Long story short.
Wrestlers are dicks, haha.
The detention for the rest of the year thing, there was like 3 months left in school, and plus ... I had enough detention that I was already into next year anyway.
And there you have it.
Another little chestnut for the PVN.
- Dog-earMar 14, 07, 7:25 a.m. – Permalink
