Job Shadow Today
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- adamm
So I have a job shadow today. He is in a Sr. in High School and is a wrestler.
I was beat up in high school by a wrestler my Sr. year.
Time for revenge.
- grunttt0
haha! you shoulda made him type that^
- OSFA0
haha. scare the crap outta him...
- noddes0
give no mercy
- Nairn0
Do you have anything needing doing in PowerPoint?
- adamm0
hahah.... power point
that would be just damn ever
- gramme0
have him do like 30 mockups of zigzag folders and crazy origami books
tell him it's for "improbable future annual reports"
- morilla0
make him design in his unitard
- Bottlerocket0
Does he wear a hat with a chinstrap?
- flavorful0
I remember one of my teachers in high school, this huge motherfucker that people called Bear, haha.
In art class I made a yamaka just to be a dick with yarn or whatever (it was a private Catholic school), and we ended up using it as a frisbee whenever I didn't have it clipped on my head, haha.
One day, this kid whipped it in the computer lab and somehow managed to literally blow up about 3 computers right by his desk in their brand new computer lab.
He (teacher) goes ape shit (or bear shit I guess), locks the door doesn't let anyone out until someone tells him who did it.
No one talks, of course I'm laughing maniacally because I'm an asshole. He gets fed up, tells me to go to the next door room for a talk, so I say sure thing walk up and go ... der ... you locked the door Einstein, how the hell am I supposed to get out.
This infuriates him.
He gets up runs over with his key and throws me out of the door after opening it, slams the computer lab door, and then does the opposite to the other empty room.
So I take a seat, laughing still because I have no central nervous system and I'm like a hyena.
He is pounding on the chalkboard, throwing desks around, yelling at the top of his lungs at me about confess, confess. Then he walks out the room comes back and tells me, I've been ratted out.
My response of, I've been interrogated by enough police in my life to know that you're lying by the way.
Flips out again.
Then goes, "You know what Jerome, I don't get it. The kids in this school respect you, they look up to you. I was the same way in high school, except I was captain of the wrestling team. And guess what, when people got out of line, I put them in their place."
I kindly informed him how his glory days are over, and I swear he was about to sock me right in the face when this kid opened the door, crying, literally bawling his eyes out and goes, "Mr. O ... Jerome didn't do it, I did, I'm sorry."
He looked in total shock, because this was the actual captain of the football team (that he helped coach) ... it was total shock, haha.
And I just go, "See you, I told you I didn't do it."
...
I got detention for the rest of the year, I was never allowed back in the computer lab, and he didn't come into work for a week.
Long story short.
Wrestlers are dicks, haha.
The detention for the rest of the year thing, there was like 3 months left in school, and plus ... I had enough detention that I was already into next year anyway.
And there you have it.
Another little chestnut for the PVN.
- OSFA0
i thought you were gonna talk about that time The Bear molested you in the locker room... oh well, maybe next time
- flavorful0
Different thread.
- jamble0
you may be in danger of getting beaten up again ...
- Mick0
Just make sure you teach him how important it is to not work and sit on newstoday all day long.
He'll be fine.
Give him an atomic wedgie at the end of the day and say "and that's for all us geeks"
- Mick0
Oh and after the wedgie, stick a QBN sticker on his ass.
- OSFA0
is he hott?
Jaline
(Mar 14 07, 06:32)