SPIDER-MAN 3
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- Rushmore0
Venom is the new Boba Fett.
- ian0
Spidey 3 sucked an awe-inspiring amount of donkey balls.
The intro was good, apart from the recap of the last two films.
It was so cheesy, with wooden acting and rubbish cgi. I would have been pissing meself laughing throughout it had I not continually reminded myself that I paid the price of twp pints to see it.
Now lets have Michael Bay shit all over another of my happy childhood memories in the coming weeks.
I just hope that 28 weeks later and grindhouse are gonna be good.
- BaskerviIle0
as a comedy it was pretty good.
the whole peter parker going 'emo' bit was just so out of the blue, you had to laugh at that element.
Sandman effects were amazing, other than that nothing much to talk of.
- ian0
Sandman just looked like the mummy from, well, the mummy.
Venom looked good when the mask wasnt showing eric with some black snot stuck to the side of his face.
Overall I rate this film: meah...
- paraselene0
the jared leto impersonation was ridiculous.
eyeliner!?!?! ffs.
the script was so busy bashing you over the head with the revenge/redemption subplots and the retconning sandman that venom wasn't given the chance to really shine.
eyeliner? honestly.
- Bluejam0
going the same way as the Batman series, utter shit.
- ian0
Hey, hey woah. Hold on there bluejam, Batman Begins was excellent.
Are you talking about the Val kilmer batman and the subsequent one I've blocked from my mind?
The eyeliner was ridiculous, as was the dance sequence from 'the mask', as was the fact that when he was evil he has the same haircut as me...
- booboo0
Yes Batman Begins was awesome -Christian Bale is hot - I could definitely see a bit of Patrick Bateman appearing every now and again though.
- Bluejam0
Are you talking about the Val kilmer batman and the subsequent one I've blocked from my mind?
ian
(May 14 07, 04:29)aye, the pinnacle of shitness being Batman & Robin
- ian0
Aye, see but I've blocked it from my mind and every time I go to think about it I send my mind to a happy place instead. Say, like Jessica Alba as Nancy in Sin City.
Anywho, after watching Spidey 3 I didnt even think Sam Raimi directed it. Its like the evil dead never happened.
- e-pill0
its funny the things that were picked up by so many people that i cant even recall even seeing these things as they played no importance to the story...
one part is the american flag...what scene was that??
what scene was eyeliner??
what scene was emo??
the entire movie really wasnt memorable.
- ian0
e-pill, you're right it wasn't memorable but like seeing a fat hairy ass, it sticks in your psyche and slowly eats you up inside.
1: When he puts the blue/red suit back on and goes to rescue Mary Jane, he pauses, momentarily, in front of a flag waiving in the breeze. At this point My mouth got the better of my brain and an audible 'Oh for fucks sake' came out causing dirty looks form those around me.
2 and 3: when he becomes evil and starts dressing in black and acting like a pleb.
My eyes! The gogges! They do nothing!
- Jaline0
I completely agree, ian and para.
WTF @ eyeliner and emo look. Yeah, I'm sure girls would totally be checking him out non-stop on the street with that look.
Also, Batman Begins was one of my favourite superhero films ever. I saw some pictures of Heath Ledger as The Joker and it should be fantastic. No one can really beat Jack, but Heath may do a decent job. Plus, Bale is definitely hot.
- paraselene0
batman begins, christ just the name raises my pulse a bit.
i find it difficult to be objective when christian bale's involved.
i'd do him with my parents watching.
- Jaline0
LOL.
*sigh
- CALLES0
Also, Batman Begins was one of my favourite superhero films ever. I saw some pictures of Heath Ledger as The Joker and it should be fantastic. No one can really beat Jack, but Heath may do a decent job. Plus, Bale is definitely hot.
Jaline
(May 14 07, 06:21)link¿
- CALLES0
giuliani looks good
- geralddean0
re that spidey sense thing... I agree it should have went off before he was grabbed but I think MJ had him going thru it for the whole movie.
In every movie a chick is always a weakness, she gets kidnapped, killed, screws another dude or crew and the hero goes apeshit on a Punisher vibe.
We can all agree leave the chicks alone is the lesson here. Whaddya need them for when u got video games and bowling anyway?
Other than that, they made him cry like 3x in the movie, wtf was that. Spidey doesn't cry, and for that matter he isn't that nerdy. Smart yes, but not Toby McGuire nerdy.
The sandman effects were awesome tho...
Is this going to go all the way to Spiderman 10 like fucking Nightmare on Elm St?
I can tolerate one more then its going to be like Rocky for me.
- zuna0
i wish spidey stayed in the black suit and went to the dark side...
i agree! the sandman fx were baadaass! whoa.
other than that i was ready to leave when the scrawny white dood... oh i mean spiderman came back to the 'good' side, to save the stupid girl...