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- imbecile1
"A particularly large bowel movement can trigger the vagus nerve which, in turn, can drop your blood pressure and heart rate, and give you the chills."
— Erin Beresini
- Krassy0
"Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
- bklyndroobeki3
you will ride life straight to
perfect laughter, its
the only good fight
there is.
- isleptwithsirenstonight-3
“According to Chekhov," Tamaru said, rising from his chair, "once a gun appears in a story, it has to be fired."
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning, don't bring unnecessary props into a story. If a pistol appears, it has to be fired at some point. Chekhov liked to write stories that did away with all useless ornamentation.”― Haruki Murakami, 1Q84
- cjfclarence0
"When in doubt, crack one out."
- utopian-1
"Hey dumb shit. I wasn't talking to you or even referring to you. Get over yourself. Not everything is about you you cunt."
gilgamush
- that was me when he flipped out over me making a comment on a post, thinking it was about himmonospaced
- isleptwithsirenstonight0
"These chicks clappin’, and they ain’t using hands"
- Juicy J
- bklyndroobeki-4
clever line:
"You got the hiccups you swallowed the truth" - Lil Wayne
- -kappa-2
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Churchill
- bliznutty2
The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
- MrT3
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything.
- Coco Chanel
- whatthefunk0
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.”— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
- nb0
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
- O. Wilde
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- this is a good quote. higher spiritual understanding.yurimon
- nice.bklyndroobeki
- set3
"To stupid to educate themselves. (Or want too)"
- QBNer Hayoth
- imbecile2
“Where I was born and where and how I have lived is unimportant. It is what I have done with where I have been that should be of interest.”
― Georgia O'Keeffe
- docpoz2
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