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- Complexfruit0
"There are three things I have always loved, and never understood - painting, music, women."
--Fontenelle
- autoflavour0
- hahahahaha wut?moldero
- Texas..autoflavour
- House author of the Energy Policy Act of 2006... maaaanZOOP
- This is not exactly what he said, as far as Wikipedia knows... http://en.wikipedia.…nb
- Although, this guy is still a proper cunt.nb
- GetRefresh0
Chop your wood twice, it will keep you warmer.
– Henry Ford
- goldieboy0
"Is it because I is black"
Lewis Hamilton after visiting the Monaco GP race stewards
- oey0
"ai papi! aaahiiiiii paaaaaappaiiiiiiiiiii! ai"
a girl I've met one day
- that word is the biggest turn off everCALLES
- True. She would most likely be a gutter slut if she said that to you. No offense oey.HijoDMaite
- no offense taken, as her boyfriend was by our side sleeping, high on heroin...oey
- jruggs0
Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.
Jim Morrison
- kinross0
I'm gonna smurf you in the snorkle.
- harlequino
- CGN0
your an asshole
-me
- baseline_shift0
"You cant bore people into buying your product"
David Ogilvy
- Witt0
Marriage is tough, man. Marriage is real fucking tough. Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela got a fucking divorce. Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a South African prison, got beaten and tortured every day for 27 years, and did it with no fucking problem. Made to do hard labour in 100-degree South African heat for 27 years, and did it with no problem. He got out of jail, after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, «I can't take this shit no more!»
- Chris Rock
- morilla0
"Bob Saget!"
- Ambushstudio0
FAX? What the fuck is a Fax? you feed the paper here and people get that shit instantly in Holland? FUCK NO, I wont trust that shit, mail your shit or it doesn't exist for me...
(my dad reacting to when we first got a Fax machine in 1987)
- ShaneHolley0
"Squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.”
Homer Simpson
- CALLES0
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Lenin
- Hench0
" you can have it good and expensive or you can have it cheap and quick but you can't have it cheap and quick and awesome"
- qbn.com/edsplace
- Complexfruit0
"That's not a knife...*That's* a knife."
Crocodile Dundee
- georgesIII0
"One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her
orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation.Rasputin's assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size."