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  • dbloc

    you can't stream from a phone with the free spotify account.

    • this, this right here is MASSIVELY GAY!cruddlebub1/2
      like your sign on isn't either.ohhhhhsnap2/2
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    Dog-earApr 20, 12, 9:43 a.m. – Permalink
  • georgesIII

    http://i.imgur.com/b8OvT.jpg

    • I see the Asianalbums1/5
      oh and even the water in that pic has added saltalbums2/5
      water from the tap has added salt!cruddlebub3/5
      not everywhere, just like fluoride, it's regionalalbums4/5
      Sugary piss fridge.MrT5/5
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    Dog-earMay 3, 12, 11:22 a.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    I just got bit by an ant. Is this what war is like?

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    Dog-earMay 7, 12, 7:38 p.m. – Permalink
  • moldero

    the pool was over chlorinated today since i forgot to take the chlorine dispenser out last night, so i did a bunch of spashing and jumping till a bunch of the water came out then topped it off again with the hose, did a chlorine test again and now its low.

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    Dog-earMay 7, 12, 7:53 p.m. – Permalink
  • tOki

    Was working and occasionally enjoying the river views from my desk on the 10th floor, but the sun hit the window sill, reflecting straight up and now my face is slightly sunburnt.

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    Dog-earMay 7, 12, 11:17 p.m. – Permalink
  • epic_rim

    I can't read my book and listen to This American Life at the same time. Brain can't compute both.

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    Dog-earMay 7, 12, 11:44 p.m. – Permalink
  • MrT

    I can't decide whether it's better to read my ebook - on the extravagant western consumption of meat - on my iPad because it's bigger and the graphs are clearer, or on my Kindle because it's a little more portable.

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    Dog-earMay 8, 12, 3:38 a.m. – Permalink
  • drgs

    a crumb got underneath the space bar on my laptop -- have to press extra hard, or sometimes even twice

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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 2:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    It's nice outside, but I'm too hungover to go anywhere.

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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 2:46 p.m. – Permalink
  • MrT

    I have to move both cars out of the garage just to play table tennis.

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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 3:52 p.m. – Permalink
  • section_014

    The display on one of my LCD flatscreen tv's is starting to fuck up. Now, my only choice for watching tv is my other tv, my laptop, my ipad or watching the tv that's fucking up.

    • Dude that fucking sucks. There should be a charity organisation that helps with this kind of problem.Hombre_Lobo
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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 4:28 p.m. – Permalink
  • aaux

    Spilled a goddamn diet root beer on the satellite tv remote. I was gonna clean it with wet wipes but the pack is almost empty.

    • rinse it thoroughly with 99% isopropyl alcohol &make sure to fling it dry, maybe store in rice overnightalbums
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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 7:27 p.m. – Permalink
  • tOki

    I was buying lunch and wanted a bottle of orange juice. The girl at the cafe asked me which of the 5 varieties of blended juice I would like, none of which were straight orange juice.

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    Dog-earMay 20, 12, 8:27 p.m. – Permalink
  • drgs

    There's a guy at my work who is better looking than I am

    • there's only one solution to this... you must sword fight himscarabin1/3
      so you are only 2 guys at work ?d_gitale2/3
      hehedrgs3/3
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    Dog-earMay 22, 12, 11:32 a.m. – Permalink
  • dbloc

    too much freelance, lack of sleep.

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    Dog-earMay 22, 12, 11:34 a.m. – Permalink
  • bjladams

    hahaha - i was just getting ready to go home, and blew out the candle. it's a new one, and it put off quite a bit of smoke. my desk is close to the fire alarm... i think it has been tripped... but cause i can't hear, i have no idea... and i'm the only one left at the office... guess i'll wait around for a few more min to see if the fd shows up.

    these things really should have some sort of blinking led... or be built more like a coo-coo-clock for people like me.

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    Dog-earMay 22, 12, 1:22 p.m. – Permalink
  • scarabin

    the gf is shopping somewhere

    http://scarabin.net/crap/blanket.png

    • I hope to grab boys, too.CanHasQBN1/6
      googles hope graboyes4042/6
      haha. i've been teasing her with that one since high schoolscarabin3/6
      teasing her with what? I was just saying that i hope to grab boys..CanHasQBN4/6
      name sounds familiardrgs5/6
      good you took it down.CanHasQBN6/6
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    Dog-earMay 23, 12, 10:16 a.m. – Permalink
  • bjladams

    i have a neighbor that works at a food store and is in charge of giving away free samples to customers. she ends up with loads of excess stuff. i.e.: hot pockets, chips - whatever they're giving out that particular week. we usually get a lot of the left over, which is cool, mostly. but today we've been given a bunch of these:

    http://www.twelvebeverage.com/images/alternate-bottles.jpg

    it's some sort of sparkling tea and it's awful.

    • if you'd like a bottle or 2, come by.bjladams
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    Dog-earMay 23, 12, 2:51 p.m. – Permalink
  • bliznutty

    my job does not thrill me and i'm losing valuable work experience by working here

    • 99.999% of people's jobs do not thrill them.CanHasQBN
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    Dog-earMay 23, 12, 4:33 p.m. – Permalink
  • scarabin

    i usually avoid Quizno's for lunch on the grounds that their sandwiches are unreasonably oily. i mean the shit just drips out of the sandwich all over the place and i feel like i'm practically gargling with it every time i take a bite. so i get the idea to request "no dressing" today, and the lettuce and everything in my sandwich is oily. how the fuck?

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    Dog-earMay 23, 12, 4:51 p.m. – Permalink

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