first world problems
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- kalkal0
Every god damned fucking time I don't have any ID for any given purpose, I get fucking ID'd.
I don't even look young for christs sake!
- dbloc0
Dallas Lost.
- nb0
The bottled sparkling mineral water I have shipped across the ocean may eventually cause me to develop a kidney stone.
- CALLES0
People are making fun of me at work cuz i dont eat lunch... cuz it slows me down... i've never had a cavity... and havent been sick in over two years =(
- bjladams0
a friend of mine is moving out of state, and due to the laws of not having an opened container of alcohol in a vehicle, they brought their collection of rum and liquor to my house and left it... i don't really drink... so... idk.
- dbloc0
I feel like all I've been doing is eating this holiday season.
- goldieboy0
The waiter is taking way too long to deliver my refreshing beer, I may have to take a dip in the pool... But my shorts have just dried out from my last dip
- cannonball19780
My girlfriend is moving to Philadelphia for grad school and I can't find any UX jobs there.
- ask the fresh princeGeorgesII
- gone be commuting to NYCohhhhhsnap
- utopian0
My petite filet mignon was a tad undercooked.
- pango0
I have too many christmas dinners to go to... FML...
- mg330
My mom asked me why she saw a story on Yahoo about an iOS security update before she got a notification on her phone about it. I had to say the words "because maybe you saw the article first?"
- gramme0
i got tomato sauce on my shirt like a toddler.
- GeorgesIV0
my hotel room number was 404,
I couldn't find itno joke
- georgesIII0
- lolneandersthal
- I really hope they ban these things!Chimp
- fooler0
I ordered hundreds of dollars worth of designer clothing for my fall wardrobe last week but since hurricane sandy hit the east coast my packages all have been delayed on their way to the west coast.
- JazX0
- cruddlebub0
was told not to buy myself anything this month as its christmas and i may get 'things' i want... i wanted a new herschel bag... i didn't get it.
now the one i wanted has sold out...
FML...
merry christmas!
- Lol lesson learned eh.Hombre_Lobo
- yeah, lesson fucking learned...cruddlebub
- drgs0
I think I took to much vitamins
- you'll just pee out what you don't need. are you having a panic attack? lolohhhhhsnap
- fluoro pee?ali
- I think they give me high blood pressuredrgs
- RobertNewton0
I left my mouse at college and now I have to use my trackpad until tomorrow
- MrT0
I hate how Word makes me wait while it optimises the font menu performance, then performs like runny shit.