Stripclub tips/etiquette
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- lilbabyarm0
I havent read a single response to this thread. BUT fuck all the tipping and the coddling. save yourself the money and buy yourself a 50 or an 80 of coke.... slip about 20 of that into another baggy and bump out all the strippers. dont even bother tipping them at that point. they will just jock you the whole night - until your coke is out. then forget about it.... but by then maybe you had a chance to increase your stock's value for which you grab one or two of them and slip away to one of their cribs or that japanese mafia spot on temple and do the rest. or if you big baller then buy a 160 and use the whole 80 at the club (not advised) don't let those bitches run off with your whole shit though. just lil bumpskis to keep em interested.
in the end, it's not about the coke though. the coke is just there to prime the pump. you will def need game. belittle their egos with subtlety. dont be a dick just clown them. they will be yours. strippers have fragile egos. specially the older ones (27-32)...
- flavorful0
i got a tip for ya.
sweatpants and no undies.
*creeps entire forum out successfully
onewhoslaps
(Jan 8 07, 13:15)Timeline.
* Slap.
- flavorful0
That's insane.
Carrot Top is fucking ridiculously jacked now though.
- lilbabyarm0
oh yeah... ALWAYS wear sweats as slapyourelf said.
- onewhoslaps0
anything over 5 posts i don't read.
+ i work.
*slaps for all
- lilbabyarm0
I'm kidding about the sweat pants.... that's for when you just there to get your rub on. hit Silver Reign on bundy you will get handled there.
- flavorful0
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- flavorful0
Okay ... someone do something ridiculous for post 69.
- lilbabyarm0
like what
- flavorful0
I have/had no idea.
Kudos however.
- lilbabyarm0
I'm so over strippers though.... they are pretty
- lilbabyarm0
oops accidently posted and didnt finish my comment.....
I meant to say:they are pretty ugly inside.
- flavorful0
hahahaha.
Like me. :X
- lilbabyarm0
hahah me too...... trying to clean up my extremist loser lifestyle though.... and truthfully strippers are just plain airheads. I'd rather kick it with a plain jane any day. they actually appreciate quality dick and have interesting things to say. but to each his own!
man.... the nights at cheetahs..... the towel man in the restroom was selling blig, the strippers were young and fine and the whole entourage would be in effect. all the lames couldnt figure out why the strippers were jocking so hard.
I yearn for those times.
- joyride0
my 2ยข:
In general,
The minute you tip a stripper you're a client. And they won't date/hookup with a client. It's about the money at that point.And just have fun, and don't ever be creepy. Make sure you ask "the rules" from her if you get a dance. Some will say you can touch anything above the waist. Go for it!
And someone just told me this the other day at a normal bar. Get 2 dollar bills. If you roll them just right the girls will think there 20's... hahaha
- mpfree0
Columbians and Russians
that's all I'm sayin'
- tkmeister0
strip club is so 2006. whorehouse is 2007.
- CALLES0
well my boss really want to take me fo lunch today. how do i deal with this one
- Jaline0
brothel
- conroy0
Don't go to titty bars in NYC it's a waste.
You get the best rub for your buck in Florida!!!!!!