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- Rand
I just got a new router and my internet speed went from around 6000 kbs to around 10,000
is that weird?
- rasko40
i heard about that happening before, it was a relief to hear that routers get slower in old age too, and made me wonder that in a similar way to monks stating that "God is within us all" I thought, wow, maybe the internet is in us all, and then i thought wow, some spiritual types say that we are all God, and that made me think that wow, maybe we are all the internet, and that got me to thinking about user generated content and that god is really similar to that too, as in, church was like myspace for dudes back in the day, and that got me to thinking that nah I dont like that, I want God all to myself, well, I mean I want to be God, only me, that I am the internet God and then I realised that those spiritual people I was on about earlier was actually yoda and hence george lucas and then my whole theory was kinda shattered, now I feel pretty depressed about the whole thing, a bit cheated and lost in the world.
Then I just remembered that I didn;t really think any of that, I just kinda started typing and there it was, and now I feel better, and so should you rand cos your God speed is back, so yes, Godspeed to you.
See, I was right all along, your router is your patheway to God. And here i am, rest in my my peoples, rest in me.
- Nairn0
Kind of weird - was your the ex-router really old? Or are you Wireless and now using that new N (?) standard thingy?
Whatever, I wouldn't raise a peep and just hope it didn't change..
- AllYourBase0
Router speeds don't slow down as the unit gets older, you more than likely bought a faster router.
- Nairn0
maybe your old one became sentient and used some of your bandwidth to glean knowledge from the internet, in order to better itself and make itself known to The User it worshipped and knew as 'Rand'.
but now you've killed it.
- rasko40
v ger = g rand ad
- rasko40
God is with us again, see, see how I am in tune?
- rasko40
i swear my keyboard just lit up as I typed that, no way man my fingers are like billie jean!
- Nairn0
someone's been rubbing lsd on your keyboard, rasko.
the word 'godspeed' has been cropping up quite frequently on NT of late. i for one approve.
- tkmeister0
hmm, now that makes me wanna buy myself a new one. my router is like 5yrs old.
- Rand0
connecting to New York its always around 20,000 kbs, DC 10,000...
weird
- rasko40
look at rand with his big DC and NYC connections
- Rand0
I'm big in Bumblefuck as well