Jessica Biel
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- chossy0
I would have said
"potentially at the moment, but in like four more beers time I'd ride any old boiler that lets me, so doll face you should enjoy it while I'm sober cause like I said in four beers time you'll be seeing a bull fight"
- CALLES0
eva green
- flavorful0
so I take every link in this thread is nsfw
material
(Jan 17 07, 09:15)Yea, I'm guessing I have to wait until I get home to click any, haha.
- flavorful0
she asked me if i thought she was the prettiest girl at the bar
i said "why, is that what YOU think?"
haha nah, im just yankin' your chain
would have been cool though...i guess
kinetic
(Dec 28 06, 13:20)I would have said something like, "Only on the outside ... which so happens to be the only side that counts in my book."
Or...
"Do you think I'd let someone not pretty talk to me?"
Or...
"I do actually, so it only makes sense for us to talk since I'm the prettiest man in the room, or any room I'm in now that I think about it."
All followed by a cheap laugh, and big smile.
But that's just me, because I'm shallower than she is.
I don't go fishing for compliments, but believe me ... I do kind of get a little down on myself when I don't get them.
Which is hardly ever, luckily.
* Takes razor away from wrist.
- Jaline0
She's pretty et all, but I personally don't find her to be excessively beautiful.
But then, I think Annabella Sciorra
http://images.google.com/images?…
and Lisa Edelstein
http://images.google.com/images?…
are beautiful and they also look tranny sometimes.
- chossy0
tranny or she/he makes my pee pee feel funny warm.
- wyclef0
Hate to break it to you guys. She's a tranny. Sorry. You'll need to upgrade to the iPhone now because everything else is obsolete.
- material-10
so I take every link in this thread is nsfw
- dopepope0
I have that issue of GEAR mag with those photos in it, and her on the cover. Beautiful condition. Who wants it?
- Jaline0
heh, yeah.
Apparently Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat) was supposed to be in character (as he usually is) but got drunk a few days back and accidentally shaved his mustache off, haha.
- Ramanisky20
agreed Jaline
you know it would have been funny as hell if Paula Abdul did an acceptance speech for each winner .... in her doped-up state of course ;)
- Jaline0
The winners for each category were boring (as in, they were either predictable or as deserving as someone else), but not the person themselves. Many of the acceptance speeches were funny.
Jessica looks pretty good there.
- maxB0
She is SMOKIN HOT!
- PonyBoy0
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holy... moly... I made puddin'...
- mpfree0
mpfree that last photo has enough power to end all of mankind
i think I passed out for a sec or 2
it was like getting punched in the face
Ramanisky2
(Dec 29 06, 13:28)ha
- rafalski0
-1 for lame tat. appendicitis scar cover-up?
- Ramanisky20
mpfree that last photo has enough power to end all of mankind
i think I passed out for a sec or 2
it was like getting punched in the face