Mormons
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- twopointoh
are they myth?
fact?
or just an urban mystery?
- twopointoh0
I heard they are the only ones who get into heaven. lucky.
- flavorful0
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- orkman0
Mormons
are they myth?
No.fact?
Yes. They do exist.or just an urban mystery?
Define further please.twopointoh
(Dec 15 06, 14:13)
- strabley0
watch Orgasmo for reference
- twopointoh0
is it true they thrive off of the blood of murdered kittens?
- PonyBoy0
you know them fellas on mountain bikes, white shirts, black pants and backpacks?...
... they're really aliens going house to house injecting the human population w/the 'smith' virus. :)
- strabley0
republicans thrive off of kitten blood - mormons thrive on whole grain.
- twopointoh0
Republicans go to war to protect ungrateful kittens, understand?
- jevad0
welcome to my ignore list fist
- twopointoh0
typical democrat solution
- Jaline0
actually, different kinds of people have been using the ignore list lately and I hear it's quite useful.
- Witt0
people are giving up on growing nice beards - as result, religions have become weaker.
- PonyBoy0
NOT TRUE WITT...
My beard IS GLORIOUS.
:)
- TheBlueOne0
Mormons vs. Scietologists: Compare and Contrast.
- gramme0
my beard could also destroy you.
oh, and the mormons are standing on your doorstep, waiting to tell you how Jesus hung out with the Indians back in the day. They are expecting tea, and maybe a little peyote.
- Witt0
just checked your mugz. maybe not all is lost.
- grunttt0
when i was about 15 i watched 2 mormons walk up to my front door, ring the bell, and then after no answer they actually checked the door knob to see if it was locked.
to this day i kick myself for not confronting them. it's not that i was scared, i was just too high at the moment.
- Jaline0
sure, sure
- mpfree0
I work with two
- Witt0
there is a large community of us mormons in lisbon. they are very polite and hardly impose themselves on people unless you do show too much interest.