Castro again?
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- OSFA
"The U.S. director of national intelligence says Cuban President Fidel Castro, 80, is very ill and could be close to death..."
http://www.voanews.com/english/2…
How the fukc does he know!!??? They can't figure out shit that happens within the country but are able to give out a diagnostic like that??
fuking ridiculous...
- johndiggity0
i know right?
- CALLES0
i'll tell you what... something is going down cuz my neighbor over here at work had to stay late two days ago doing a new "fidel castro muere" open
- rafalski0
I bet he's been dead for a few months.
- mpfree0
listen to the smart asses chirp
- OSFA0
didn't we go through this bullshit a little while ago??
- mpfree0
*ding ding ding
Dinnertime.
Fried Dead Castro is on the menu boys.
Dig in.
good riddance
- CALLES0
i personally think that hes either a hologram, like ted turner; or a situation very similar to weekend at bernies
- k0na_an0k0
haha... I love this.
We're supposed to believe the U.S. Intelligence chief is just one guy sitting in an office somewhere making calls to various countries.
*ring ring
Hello Iran... any nukes yet? No? Ok.*hangs up. dials new number. ring ring
Hello Cuba, Castro dead yet? Close!?! Holy shit I must report this!
- mpfree0
they'll be doing coke and eating tortillas in Miami for weeks if he dies.
Partay!
- CALLES0
dude last time when he almost croaked... all the fucking cubans came out with frying pans and wooden spoons(im not kidding) blocking traffic i mean it was chaos. when that fucker dies is gonna be a good party
*crossing fingers so it happens on a weekend
- OSFA0
go dressed up as castro to your xmas party!
- rafalski0
he is dead and us intelligence know it, they're just taking a piss.
his brother and political friends are shitting their pants, hence the offer to negotiate with americans.
- sofakingzero0
"they'll be doing coke and eating tortillas in Miami for weeks if he dies.
Partay!
mpfree
(Dec 15 06, 12:15)"tortillas are not really a cuban thing..... i would have said cigars and coke.
nawwwww mean?
- mpfree0
he is dead and us intelligence know it, they're just taking a piss.
his brother and political friends are shitting their pants, hence the offer to negotiate with americans.
rafalski
(Dec 15 06, 13:58)bingo. ok cigars and coke. better
- mpfree0
For all the Floridian Cubans
http://www.machnewmedia.com/mp3/…Anti-Castro TV Marti Begins U.S. Broadcasts
http://www.theledger.com/apps/pb…
- CALLES0
hopefully he doesn't die tonight or tomorrow... im tired
- OSFA0
hahaha
- mpfree0
lolz.
CALLES send me some Cuban Sammiches
- lemmys_wart0
ah... cuba.
lines of carnival cruise ships await you!
ya think old havana's gonna get the times square treatment?
fyi, i love fidel castro and his beard...
- mpfree0
maybe after he dies its citizens will start living better than Southern Africans