Office Xmas party Tom
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- tkmeister0
we already had one. i got really drunk, after 8 straight up vodkas, i got one of the girls phone number then sent her some weird weird txt message...
i woke up the next morning and wtf!
i'll never do drunk texting now.
- Mimio0
Insist that you lead everyone in a moment of silence/prayer that you use as a opportunity to voice your emotional problems in the form of a soliloquy.
- ********0
you know what i think thats the only thing i could possibly do that would shock poeple after all the shit i have already done
CALLES
(Dec 14 06, 09:13)hahahah.
Talk to the interns, and in-tern inform them of a potential raise that you can give them in a meating.
- OSFA0
Fukc! Univision?, so you're surrounded by hotties every single day!!! I don't think I'd be able to work with all those tits around.
Rocco is not gonna like this...
- ********0
i'll never do drunk texting now.
tkmeister
(Dec 14 06, 09:17)I thought drunk calling was bad. Drunk texting is like ten times worse because it's hard evidence of how ridiculous you can be, are/were.
I always get messages back the next day, "Why am I dead to you?", or, "Why am I dead to you again?"
- CALLES0
we already had one. i got really drunk, after 8 straight up vodkas, i got one of the girls phone number then sent her some weird weird txt message...
i woke up the next morning and wtf!
i'll never do drunk texting now.
tkmeister
(Dec 14 06, 09:17)
- CALLES0
can we know what was the content of those drunken text's
- OSFA0
I always get messages back the next day, "Why am I dead to you?", or, "Why am I dead to you again?"
flavorful
(Dec 14 06, 09:20)or I love you too. - Jaline.
- CALLES0
Fukc! Univision?, so you're surrounded by hotties every single day!!! I don't think I'd be able to work with all those tits around.
Rocco is not gonna like this...
OSFA
(Dec 14 06, 09:20)no joke... there's so many tits and ass around... not only talent also behind the cameras. and i already banged a few. the palce is getting kinda small if you catch my drift...
funny im starting to feel like my old nutty self
- ********0
I always get messages back the next day, "Why am I dead to you?", or, "Why am I dead to you again?"
flavorful
(Dec 14 06, 09:20)or I love you too. - Jaline.
OSFA
(Dec 14 06, 09:22)hahahhaha
"How the fuck did you get this number?!" - Jaline
- Gordy220
One great little tip is that a triple vodka and redbull in a pint glass looks just like a stella.
Handy if you've a beers & wine only tab like my stingy company.
- ********0
funny im starting to feel like my old nutty self
CALLES
(Dec 14 06, 09:24)Good to hear Calles!
- tkmeister0
i can't tell you. it'll make me look really really stupid. i was stupid drunk. the thing that made it worse was, i got her number but i never typed in her name. so when i saw the message next morning, i saw just the number and this strange txt message i sent. i was like, wtf! who did i send it to?
took me a while to reconstruct the evening. oh well, she thought i was really funny.
- ********0
burp
- OSFA0
Naahh! fukc! Bro you gotta share some of the info. I'd luv to bang a few of the hoz there, tell me you banged some of my favorites...
- CALLES0
thats some funny shit meister.... the way i felt this past week about the breakup(it really hurt me) its giving me the sensation that im going to raise hell tomorrow. and to top it payday. PLEASE JESUS.... help me not to end up dancing salsa
- ********0
be yourself
- ********0
:)
- CALLES0
the talent i haven't fuck any yet.... but i got really close to banging this one here
- tkmeister0
be a man whore.