spread shiitz
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- joyride
man, no matter where i work there is always some lady that just a crazy office character.
This lady in the next row, heavy russian accent, pronounces spread sheet(s) as sprread shit(zz). it cracks me up. Always... "I'm loooking at your sprread shitzz and I'm not understanding." "Your sprread shitzz did not come through in the email, could you send me some more sprread shitzz please."
And to top it off, I'm not sure she knows how a phone works. She's always hanging up on people. I hear her talking, then her phone will ring. "Hello?... Hello?... Hello?" (give them a chance to talk) "oh we must have gotten disconnected" where did I leave off."
but for real, her phone will ring. 3 hellos and nothing. She hangs up. then it will ring again. 3 hellos and nothing, hang up. rings again... it's kinda entertaining, me and this dude take bets on how many times they call back. 3's the magic number...
- grunttt0
that's quite funny.
- OSFA0
haha. So full of shiitz.
- harlequino0
"spread shiitz..."
*tosses out bagel
- jerk0
you and your buddy should strike up conversations with her to see if you can get her to say any of the following:
bed sheets (Shitz)
3 sheets (Shitz) to the wind
between the sheets (Shitz)
hey, can you pass me that sheet (Shitz) of paper?
there's a million of em.
*extra points if you can record and post
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAHA!
That's awesome!
- Nairn0
Some Spanish accents do that too - my [very domesticated] friend, Carmen, used to talk of 'washing the bed shits' and putting 'the shits out to dry', which made me laugh.
'No, no! Sheeets! Sheeets!' she'd reply. Aaaaah, it's so clever laughing at foreigners.
- mpfree0
Aaaaah, it's so clever laughing at foreigners.
Nairn
(Dec 12 06, 08:13)LOL