Jaline
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- CALLES0
Canadian train quarantined after woman dies on board
- CALLES0
take a look at the toilet talk note about tapping the neck... i need answeres
- CALLES0
you know how it is... i have to keep my options open
- CALLES0
We are wearing the same thing!!! we are sooo connected
- drgs0
I predict Jaline will hit 40k in 35 days
- Deks0
Jaline can sneeze with her eyes open. - no wait, thats Chuck Norris
- ian0
Jaline doesn't sleep... she waits.
- Thats what she does... She waits.. and i tell you what... http://www.youtube.c…Haydesign
- Haydesign0
Must be sleeping innit!
- Haydesign0
Is it like the Dolly Parton song?
"Jaline, Jaline, Jaline, Jaaaaaliiiiiine!"
- Haydesign0
How do you pronounce that name?
When I see it (which lets be honest is pretty much guaranteed on every thread)
I think JA (as in rule/binks) LINE (as in que). But guess its JA (as in jay) LINE (as in lean).- actually I think its neither, but I too would like this answered, as I think its Jah-leene, and I know thats wrong too.ian
- Wolfboy0
"everyone's exhausted. They have nothing else to say about me ;):"
-JalineNot true, I have stuff, here are some Jaline facts....
1. Jaline is among nature's most unlikely animals. In fact, the first scientists to examine a specimen believed they were the victims of a hoax. The animal is best described as a hodgepodge of more familiar species: the duck (bill and webbed feet), beaver (tail), and otter (body and fur).
2. Jaline hunts underwater, where they swim gracefully by paddling with their front webbed feet and steering with their hind feet and beaverlike tail. Folds of skin cover their eyes and ears to prevent water from entering, and the nostrils close with a watertight seal. In this posture, a platypus can remain submerged for a minute or two and employ its sensitive bill to find food.
3. On land, Jaline moves a bit more awkwardly. However, the webbing on her feet retracts to expose individual nails and allow the creature to run. Jaline uses her nails and feet to construct dirt burrows at the water's edge.
4. Jalie's reproduction is nearly unique. It is one of only two mammals (the echidna is the other) that lay eggs.
no wait, that's the platypus.
hmmm, I have no Jaline facts.
- boobs0
Eh!
- MrOneHundred0
I’m gonna bump this, just ’cause Jaline is so ace.
- ...and kill it because I am so lame.MrOneHundred
- everyone's exhausted. They have nothing else to say about me ;)Jaline
- Never! Though I did come in very late on this one.MrOneHundred
- It's better than coming in early!
Bzzzzzzziiing!JackRyan - What ever do you mean?MrOneHundred
- flavorful0
one-69!
- roger840
this threat is so boring
- Corvo0
Stop the nonsense!
Jaline deserves 10% of the site profits, a seat on the QBN annual share-holders reunion, and the power to mark threads in pink for no particular reason.
I say this is true because reality pawns the crap out of speculation - and because there's no place for reality when you're facing the truth.
so this all ends here and we'll see ourselves later.
- I think I missed something. Can I get a summary of the first 7 pages?MrOneHundred
- awww, Corvo :)Jaline
- ;) :x cheers.Corvo
- MrOneHundred0
I knew it was too good to last.
*sings “My Heart Will Go On” to self