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- MLP
is this the only word that is more versatile than fuck? it seems to transcend many connotations and uses.
- CALLES0
puftah
- k0na_an0k0
unfortunately no one outside the uk can use that without sounding like an idiot.
ie.
an american saying 'BOLLOCKS' when he steps on dog poo.
it's fuck. everyone knows it.
- version30
bullocks ain't got shit on fuck, there is no history of the "bullocks" family
- version30
How many times has someone said to you...."You don't know Jack Schitt." This phrase is commonly used by Americans in case of a heated argument to let the other guy know that he knows nothing.
Now, you will know the entire story....
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt. In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks.
- paraselene0
IT'S BOLLOCKS!
- Engage0
it's bollocks you ficking smuchk
- CALLES0
i like it when the brits say "your all a bunch of fucked up poops" brits are so cute they make me feel warm and fuzzy
- jevad0
A bullock is a man-cow
- k0na_an0k0
also...
FUCK as a sentance.
'FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS AND THE FUCK THEY FUCKING RODE IN ON FUCK!'
BOLLOCKS as as sentance.
'BOLLOCKS THOSE BOLLOCKSING BOLLOCKS AND THE BOLLOCKS THEY BOLLOCKS RODE IN ON BOLLOCKS!'
No comparison. Fuck wins by a fucking landslide.
- cosmo0
hehe...this is funny. I need more family history please.
- Engage0
we don't say... your all a bunch of fucked up poops
or even...
you're all a bunch of fucked up poops
- vespa0
poop is definatey american.
we prefer shit, as in:
Shit OFF you pathetic dullard, you half-flung tosspot, you semi-dried vomit caked sponge in the sink, you follower of jazz, you cunt.
- jevad0
;follower of jazz'
hahahahahhaha
- vespa0
and before you all point out that i'm not british, i'll just point out that i'm not british and i don't want to be.
also: "bunch" is soooo american! does EVERYTHING come in bunches in the US?
- paraselene0
just grapes and cunts
- kelpie0
when have you ever heard a fucking brit say ""your all a bunch of fucked up poops""??
and fuck bollocks, by the way, cunt wins by a landslide
- material-10
just grapes and cunts
paraselene
(Dec 6 06, 09:00)haha
- kelpie0
don't call me a cunt you cunt, I'll kick your fucking cunt in.
for example.
- kelpie0
clearly
- paraselene0
clearly
kelpie
(Dec 6 06, 09:07)eh?