Are brits better?
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- chossy0
Well I'm the best at everything, think of the best thing you ever did well so fuck I did it first and I only used my lips to do it cause I'm fully brilliant.
Thing is though it would be called Brilliant Britain if youse other fannies didn't keep the average down to just Great Britain.
Thats it I'm starting my own country and calling it choosymandia and it shall be brilliant groovy and a little bit sexy tooooooo :D.
- OSFA0
choosy, are you playing second life again?
- Rand0
brit shite is brighter than american shit
- mpfree0
Fuck that skiny ass bitch. Watch her lose a ton of fan base in the States. She can kiss my ass and lick it too.
Can you say 'Dixie Chicks' ten times fast Gywneth?
Haa haa as if the press wasn't going to print that. Moron
- rasko40
If someone can explain to me why I should give a fuck about the opinion of paltrow or her insipid, whiny, pasty faced slimey fuck bag of a boyfriend then perhaps this is worth some discussion, until then, let's all hope that she shuts the fuck up and doesn't start writing political slogans on her hands.
- TheBlueOne0
See, this is breaking news:
- Kuz0
or that time when Chase from laguna beach, kissed Kyndra, and lexie was sooo totally watching, and she made out with Kelan to get back at Chase, but then Kelan went around telling everyone they had sex, but they didn't, so she got so sick of it, she went to New York to start college.
- OSFA0
Breaking News!
PALTROW COMMUNIST!
- Rand0
oh dear
- tkmeister0
we all shit all over this thread.
Rand
(Dec 5 10, 05:59)
- chossy0
It's chossy I misstyped because I wanted to misstype. I am typing with my lips anyway cause I'm so brilliant.
- Jaline0
Can you say 'Dixie Chicks' ten times fast Gywneth?
Haa haa as if the press wasn't going to print that. Moron
mpfree
(Dec 5 06, 06:06)haha, the funny part about that is that they just moved their tour to cover more Canadian area and ended up getting a shitload of money.
- mpfree0
where's Janine Garofalo when you need her?
pfft
- Witt0
protestants...
- mpfree0
haha, the funny part about that is that they just moved their tour to cover more Canadian area and ended up getting a shitload of money.
Jaline
(Dec 5 06, 06:08)see! chubby bum silly giwls.
- OSFA0
See, this is breaking news:
www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWB...
TheBlueOne
(Dec 5 06, 06:06)
- OSFA0
100!
- moth0
In Berlin over the weekend I got introduced to this girl as "my friends from London". Before I could say anything she laughed manically and spat out the following;
You pay more rent a week than we do a month!
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAYou have to get a train to get to the pub, and then a beer costs you £3!
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAnd the pub shuts at 11..
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAnd when you leave, you can't get a train back!
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAYou have to get a bus!
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHAFuck London...
AHHHAAAHAHAHAHA---
Then she fell over.
- jamble0
I am a canadian living in Englamd. I wish I didn't live here...
canadian
(Dec 5 06, 05:49)I'm an Englishman living in England and it sucks teh balls.
The cost of living is wildly out of whack with wages, the idea of a lunchbreak is eating a sandwich behind your desk and there's a jug eared moron in charge of the country telling us we're all going to die from a terrorist bomb which is probably lucky because he's spent all the money on "security" rather than "health" and "education".
Chavs roam the streets in gangs and old people die because they can't afford to heat their tiny homes.
Yep, England went to the dogs years ago and I for one won't be sad to move on as soon as possible*
* Although probably not to the US because they're scared of foreigners like me with my wacky British passport.
- Crouwel0
Chavs.