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- _salisae_0
i'd just open the door and invite them in with me. no need to be petty.
- paraselene0
i wouldn't mind at all if they'd knock or call out and say 'hey, i'm bursting out here!'. then i'd absolutely just open the door. it's just the passive agressive noises that are infuriating.
i know it's frustrating to not be able to get into the bathroom when you need to! and of course it happens to me, too. running back and forth to check if it's free or not. but if i can hold it, i do. if i can't, i say so.
- material-10
this thread is hotter than Russian pics of britney's coochie any day
- _salisae_0
i am personally astonished by the depths of evil that reside within paraselene's bladder
her urinary tract laughs in our faces!
or feces.
- honest0
how about a doorbell outside the toilet? but the sound would be of a waterfall or the sound of pebbles dropping into water?
- _salisae_0
just post some fucking instructions then .. oooooh .. with fun illys
hey ya cheap little tart .. here's how you get in the pisser quicker
- paraselene0
loving the doorbell idea!
it's a way for these repressed english girls to say 'i'm waiting' without having to either speak or resort to sarkiness.
and you would think that after a lifetime of yoga i'd be able to make my urinary tract laugh... hell, maybe i can. i'll work on that.
- mpfree0
Women & Poop
I can't think of it
- CALLES0
you should grunt out loud "jesus.... HEEEEELPT me releaseeee myself ooooff this MOOOURRGHSSSTER!"