So two designers
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- Rand
walk into a bar...
- digitalswarm0
...But it turned out to be the 2.0 reflection of said bar.
- Jaline0
haha
- ItTango0
they order cocktails and the bartender demands that they purge any and all previous cocktails then fill themselves up with crappy appetizers so that the new cocktails will play nicely with their stomachs.
(sorry, I design on a PC)
- Crouwel0
says one designer to the other, this must be the ColorBar!
- forcetwelve0
"why the long descender?"
- digitalswarm0
The first designer sees Crouwel, and mutters, "This must be the Tool Bar."
- Crouwel0
ha!
and one of the designers started to realign the barstools, as he wasn't quit satisfied about the kerning.
- monNom0
both got bloody noses.
- digitalswarm0
... And then they realized that this was the LA Meetup, and turned around to go home.
:(
- PonyBoy0
... and were very upset at the color scheme... then opened fire and killed everyone...
... except the group wearing Ben Sherman sitting in the far corner booth.
- ItTango0
Who were kept from harm by the usually annoying Windows Update Shield!
(sorry, PC again)
- joyride0
and posts on NT about someone RIPPING their drink. He had that makers & coke like 5 minutes before...
- Crouwel0
joining two other designers discussing whether the glass is half full or half empty and just before the engineer comes in with his half-assed comment the designer says, there's just too much whitespace..
- JesseJensen0
One guy says, "hey, bartender. how's about a drink for my friend?"
Bartender looks at him, and says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind in here."
The two look at each other, with a look of disgust and reply, "what do you mean by that?"
Bartender points to a sign on the wall, the sign reads: "No shirts, no service"
Once again they look at each other puzzled? "but, we are wearing clothes"
Bartender, "yeah but you two look like a couple of cunts."
- kodap0
A marguerita 395C
- emokid0
... ouch.
- forcetwelve0
classics!
"we are currently revieweing the applications and will decide on a final punch-line to this gag in the next few hours..."
- CAPTandco0
Break into commercials..
...Insert Coke adv.A man(organised crime head honcho) snorting on CokeCola to
determined its taste and authenticity...it end with a deep voice sayin.."COKE IS IT"!!!Advertisement end.
- jevad0
Three designers - one a PC user, one a mac user, and one who can work with both - walk into a pub.
One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
- PonyBoy0
dude... you can't change the joke!
cheater!!!!