Workplace Pranks
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- instantok0
we once covered a vacationing coworker's stuff in tin foil. everything from his desk, computer, chair, file cabinet, trash can, and every individual object in all of his drawers...it was sweet
another good one is plugging a second mouse into the computer and fighting them on every mouse move
- Witt0
another good one is plugging a second mouse into the computer and fighting them on every mouse move
instantok
(Nov 22 06, 11:47)
-I swear tomorrow i'll try it with an USB cable.
That, or never show up again in that place.
- joyride0
tape over the mouth piece of their phone. it's the best when they yell into it when they get a call because the person can barely hear them. hehe
- OSFA0
rape them in the bathroom.
- mr_snuggles0
Belgian keyboard, nuff said...
- k0na_an0k0
long time ago i used to work at a place where the owner would bring his dogs in to daily. it was cool.
but to fuck with him i'd bring in fake dog crap and leave it in the corners.
he caught on after about the 10th time and would always yell 'DAMN YOU DOUG... I KNOW IT'S YOU AND I KNOW THIS IS FAKE!'
it was all fun and games until one of the dogs really shit in the corner and he tried picking it up with his bare hands thinking it was fake.
that ended that.
- OSFA0
- mpfree0
Official Change of Address Form
https://moversguide.usps.com/hahha
- Crouwel0
put some polonium in his coffee.
after a few days the guy will be drooling like a narcoleptic in a radioactivity isolation cel in the hospital. it is the new tinfoil prank.may set you back a few million dollar to buy this stuff, but i am sure you can snatch that from the company account.
- Polonium-2100
you rang?
- Jaline0
Doesn't really work well for the office and I can't remember the details, but I did post this here one before.
My friend once stuck styrofoam cups together and placed them in every inch of her friend's dorm room (all the cups are connected to each other). Each cup was full of juice (different colours, I may add) so that once her friend came back he would have to somehow remove all the cups without spilling the juice everywhere.
- slappy0
Go and get one of those bins from the park that are full of little bags of dog crap and fill it full of water and give it a good stir with a broom.
Then lean it up against your boss' office door and knock a few times.
*be sure to get some good angle on the bin so it falls over when they open the door sending a brown wave into the office.
- honest0
On a mac in os x, you can set the background to a folder contents to whatever picture you want. I did this just before I left my last office and had a naked female bodybuilder appear in the background each time a folder was opened. If you make that image file invisible they'll never find it!
- tomkat0
I like the desktop scrrenshot classic, but I prefer using pshop, then hiding palettes and Apple-F presentation mode.
then pick the brush, and they will draw on their desktop..
works like charm on programmers =)
- Concrete0
My directors once gave me a pentium 4 PC with a russian version of photoshop 6 and Firework instead of Illustrator.
I thought it was a prank, but it has been the same for 2 yrs.
- jamble0
Swap the left and right mouse buttons around.
Turn up the double click speed on the mouse to superman hyperspeed levels.
- alkanenine0
stuff that has happened...
get cellophane and wrap the persons entire desk with it including their chair and or cubicle entrance.
the obvious ctrl+opt+apple+8 on a mac to some new person who has never used a mac.
move everything upside down but in the same place on the persons desk. really gets the ocd crowd.
take the spacebar out, stick a couple of pieces of tape in the space and put the space bar back on, make sure that when they press space it will go down a bit but not actually work.