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- Kuz0
all da furry kebab munchers, holler at me!
- Rand0
"You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
[Duane: Oh, come on.]
Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.
You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...
He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.
Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...
All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
- Jaline0
i dunno if it's gaycist to say dyke, could be like only dykes can call themselves dykes. or maybe it's a tonal/contextual thing. like if you say "that mad dyke bitch stalked me round the building whinnying bitter nothings in my ear" that would be bad but if you said "we wanna send a shout out to all our dyke bitches in portsmouth" then i seriously doubt they'd take offense.
vespa
(Nov 22 06, 06:27)sounds about right
I remember in Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David called a gay man a "cunt" while playing poker or something and the gay almost cried.
- Concrete0
A friend of mine used to work with a guy who has to wear sanitary towels because his rectum is constantly bleeding from regular anal sex.
The emotions and feelings of a homosexual man are now accepted as normal but the above isn't exactly natural, is it?
- Concrete0
Did that kill it. Sorry
- Gucci0
*clenches oh SOOO tightly.
- flagellum0
Concrete: My understanding is that anal intercourse wreaks havoc on the immune system as well. I would say no, the act is not "natural".
- Kuz0
actually its AIDS that "wreaks havoc" on the bodies immune system. Not anal sex.
- Concrete0
actually its AIDS that "wreaks havoc" on the bodies immune system. Not anal sex.
Kuz
(Nov 22 06, 07:56)Yes and the keyboard typed this response.
- Kuz0
no, actually, you and your fingers did. Without them the words wouldn't have been written. Without anal sex, AIDS will continue to be transmitted through vaginal sex, syringes etc. etc.
- Bullitt0
In some regions of the United Kingdom men have been known to fuck sheep...so is that bahahhaasexual?
- k0na_an0k0
In some regions of the United Kingdom men have been known to fuck sheep...so is that bahahhaasexual?
Bullitt
(Nov 22 06, 08:11)+1
haha!
- vespa0
concrete, we live in an overpopulated world, how do we know that homosexuality isn't nature's reponse to population control - even the penguins are gay!
your "friend's" colleague isn't bumming you or flaunting his used sanitary pads in your face, why do you even give a shit if someone lives by a set of values that are different from your own?
- Rand0
this one's about to go through the roof
- mr_snuggles0
gaycialists...
- OSFA0
it's getting nasty.
*hides under table.
- Concrete0
You brought it up Kuz. Nice attitude
Eventually mankind will lose the ability to reproduce but as long as the gays can still buy clothes for their chihuahua's the sun is shining!
- vespa0
youse lot are redundant already pretty much. startin wars, never replacing the toilet roll.
clones awaaaaaayyyyy!!
- mr_snuggles0
women are bores, men... let's stick together... boys.... get out of my sandbox...
- paraselene0
is it time for the pitchfork, vespa?
i've got it right here, with the torches. you just give the signal.