Dear Santa:
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- CALLES
you never brought me shit you fat fuck
- jamble0
you never brought me shit you fat fuck
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(Nov 14 06, 08:32)Dear Satan,
Kill Santa.
- cosmo0
go fuck yourself. :)
*kicks Santa in the nuts.
- conroy0
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL...FAST!
- highrise0
it's not Chistmas for fucking ages shut up.
- mr_snuggles0
Dear Santa,
You said you would call me, after that 'you told me to stay silent' night when I was 7...
The following years of trauma were not really the 'stocking stuffers' I was after...
love,
- k0na_an0k0
dear mid november.
please be late december.
- Jaline0
dear mid november.
please be late december.
k0na_an0k
(Nov 14 06, 09:09)November is the best month b/c it's my birthday and it's in between Halloween and Christmas. Okay, I'm a bit biased, obviously. But it doesn't get as much recognition as it should. I guess Americans have Thanksgiving though.
damn Christmas, WAIT YOUR TURN.
- ********0
I'd write a letter to Santa... if he existed! OW!!!! OW!!!!
- jevad0
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the gutsAnd I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
- ********0
No seriously Santa, I'm joshing (now I'm not, I'm Jeromeing! OW AGAIN!! OW AGAIN!!) ... speaking of Thanksgiving ... can you hookz0rs meh up with my present beforehand? Say the day before Thanksgiving?
The gift I ask is for the ability to talk myself out of potentially the most continuously awkward situation of my life in such a way that I achieve the result I would like ... which would be you know what.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
- sherman0
hey jevad - whats on your boys list this year?
- jevad0
Hey Sherman!
I think a better question would be - what isn't!
High on the list is an XBOX 360 or Wii - he hasn't decided yet - but whichever one he doesn't ask for I think I will get anyway...heh.
He also wants some Heely's - those shoes with wheels in them - and he asked for his own computer...but I think that'll come in a couple years yet...
- sherman0
haha cool - you guys are gonna have a great time.
- ********0
jevad, I have a PS3 going on sale (well for sale, not on sale ...) Friday if you're interested.
Nothing quite says "I love you son." like a PS3.
- jevad0
1. How the fuck did you get a PS3
2. How much did you pay for it
3. Why are you ebaying it
4. Meh
- ********0
1. How the fuck did you get a PS3? - I heard on here they were going on pre-sale a month ago, so I called the place walked over and got one, took me like 5 minutes.
2. How much did you pay for it? 750 altogether I think, I got two games (Tony Hawk, Marvel Comic games ... kids love skateboarding and comics!!) (The Buy It Now Price is getting set tentavelye [sic] at 2k.)
3. Why are you ebaying it? Because I like money, and gambling - and this is/was a way to gamble on something that wasn't sports.
4. Meh? Sha sha sha.
jevad
(Nov 14 06, 10:16)
- joyride0
Dear Santa,
Just leave me a note where Flav lives and what times hes walking home with his PS3. And if you could swing a new black hoodie to match my black pants, shoes, gloves and mask, that would be swell too.
Tanks
- jevad0
Little out of my budget there mate but good for you!