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- Baskerville
You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...
- Nairn0
Go North
- k0na_an0k0
You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...
Baskerville
(Nov 13 06, 08:52)good thing you have a + 16 attack eh
- flavorful0
* Mungs slain ice dwarves for power.
- kyl30
*puts on wizard cap and cape
- k0na_an0k0
You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs...
Baskerville
(Nov 13 06, 08:52)... and then it hits you... i'm a 34 year old virgin who has an awesome collection of star wars figures.
- kyl30
sorry
cape = 'robe'
- Witt0
sniff the ice, become a garbage collector.
- chossy0
and with all this death and destruction around you, all that you have your mind on is a frosted cone form mr whippy and if you don't get that shit some time real soon then another load of dwarfs will feel your steel.
- Baskerville0
Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your
apprehension, unleashes a fatal blow from the ice scepter. With luck,
you will thaw in several million years.
- flavorful0
/me slaps thread with large trout.
- Baskerville0
I can't beleve no one recognises 'Big' when they hear it
- robotron3k0
*hurls flaming puss bag and runs...
- CALLES0
*squeels
- Werd0
... and then it hits you... i'm a 34 year old virgin who has an awesome collection of star wars figures.
k0na_an0k
(Nov 13 06, 09:01)are you now?
- kinetic0
i love that movie
one of my favorite tom henks flicks
- kinetic0
"melt wizard"
is that what his solution is at the end? i cant remember
- k0na_an0k0
... and then it hits you... i'm a 34 year old virgin who has an awesome collection of star wars figures.
k0na_an0k
(Nov 13 06, 09:01)are you now?
Werd
(Nov 13 06, 09:44)only one of those is true
- doesnotexist0
youre 34?
- k0na_an0k0
warmer
- brooke0
THROW THERMAL POD.