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- flavorful0
Haha Jaline, speaking of kids, I put girls thru "tests", where I see exactly how far I can push them to the edge to see how they will react.
I do this usually early, as ... well why waste time I say.
This one girl asked if I wanted to do something one nite, and I said I would love to, but I was going to stay in and watch my kids with my mom.
There was some silence.
So I informed her, I have two kids, Antonio and Lucciano, and that they were in fact twins.
She (with brownie points in tact) went they must be so cute, blah, blah, blah, and I went yea but they do not look a like but they each have their qualities.
So she then said that that meant they were not fraternal or whatever.
To which I retorted, Well no shit they are from two different mothers.
I am almost in tears holding in my laughter on the phone picturing her facial expression.
And she takes it in stride, and goes well that is different, I hope they grow up to be best friends and I can’t wait to meet them.
At this point, now I am looking in the phone in shock and quickly kind of finish the conversation as I think I know what is happening.
She is calling my bluff.
So I quickly got in contact with most of our mutual friends on AIM and let them know the information they needed to provide when she would undoubtedly ask.
This works like a charm, and everyone is loving the joke.
Until someone spilled the beans a few days later, hahah.
She had been talking to someone who didn’t have AIM at school about how it was so weird that I had two kids to which he laughed and debunked that theory.
She was pissed, but appreciated the joke (and probably was relieved).
It took her 4 years to get me back, haha.
But I knew after she passed that test, that she was someone I could be friends with for awhile, haha.
- Jaline0
haha, awesome.
I would've reacted the same way as the girl above, I can say that right now, haha.
- flavorful0
Haha, you probably would because you are easy-going and an actual nice person.
I would have to think of something more ridiculous for you.
But since you know a lot of my ridiculous things, you may be grandfathered in, haha.
- Jaline0
exactly. I'd be like...
"yeah, okay there, Jerome".
:P
- flavorful0
No honest, I swear!
hahah
- Jaline0
heh
- barbtastic0
i will be in PGH that weekend... where in the hell is bloomfield?
i don't know why i bother to ask b/c i can't find shit in that city.
- flavorful0
It is past Oakland and behind Shadyside by Lawrenceville kind of.
Bloomfield Bridge ... I think unfortunately it is also called Little Italy ... but thankfully from what I have been able to tell over the years that is just a ridiculous sign.
- barbtastic0
damn, i actually know where that is...
if you see a crusty old cougar, run!
- blaw0
barb: turn left at the bridge.
oh, wait... right...
truth is, that city was laid-out by psychopaths.
- mangosnot0
RRAAAAA!!!!!!! I WAS AWAKEN BY THE PITTSBURGH TALK!
hahaha I live like a block away form both the brillo and the BBT AND the bridge. I'm BACK YALL!!! RAAAAAAA!!!!
- flavorful0
When I try and explain to people how to get to my place ... it is just laughable.
"Once you are on that bridge, get all the way to left lane ... you will see two new lanes show up out of nowhere though that is why being that left lane is no longer any good. Then keep going and bear left then when two lanes pop out of nowhere on you are rite you immediately get all the way to the rite ... then you go straight for a little bit do not stare at PNC Park too much or you will miss my turn ... take the first rite but once you do that you have to fly over 2 more lanes all the way to the rite and take that first rite ... now this all happens in about 30 seconds from start to finish. Street names? If you thought my directions were ridiculous, the town itself I am in used to be called Deutchsstownne so just imagine the kilbosa and halupika like names you would have to remember."
- flavorful0
mango how is everything with the missus?
:D
- Jaline0
damn, i actually know where that is...
if you see a crusty old cougar, run!
barbtastic
(May 22 07, 08:29)Looks like I'm making a trip to Pittsburgh...
- barbtastic0
flavor, just tell them to follow the glitter trail
- flavorful0
I am so glad girls stopped wearing glitter makeup, haha.
Or is that something that is about to pick back up now that it is summer?
- barbtastic0
you tell us
- Jaline0
eh, I'm not too sure about the glitter.
- flavorful0
100 YINZERS!