Oi, plumber...
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- moth
I want the U-bend to be a Y-fork and I want it in royal blue. I want the shit to flush to the left, and the piss to flow to the right.
:/
- honest0
Oi, plumber...
I want the U-bend to be a Y-fork and I want it in royal blue. I want the shit to flush to the left, and the piss to flow to the right.:/
moth
(Oct 16 06, 03:24)Ohhh, it'll cost ya...
- UndoUndo0
sharp intake of breath
- lowimpakt0
put the kettle on mate
- paraselene0
:l
he's not exaggerating.
- kelpie0
I want the flush button to be much much larger too, got to maximise the impact of the fluch button.
- paraselene0
it's like he knows we're hungover...
- Concrete0
I want the flush button to be much much larger too, got to maximise the impact of the fluch button.
kelpie
(Oct 16 06, 03:34)It should be kick-able, with a picture of Chuck Norris on it
- kelpie0
I hadn't thought of that but now you say it I'm sure any plumber worth his salt could seamlessly incorporate that into the current plumbing scheme, I mean plumbers have tools right?
- Crouwel0
a flush capacitor, pls.
- UndoUndo0
rubs chin
....its possible but it gonna cost ya mate
sharp intake of breath
- honest0
what worries me is the lack of toilet paper.
- moth0
Oi, plumber. Can the shit actually go uphill? I'm sure it's just a matter of adding an antigravity device...
- Concrete0
Or a fan
- honest0
oi plumber i want a star trek toilet which zaps the shit out of my butt, wipes it clean with maybe a heating element on the seat itself. yeah.
do it. do it.
- blaw0
pipography 101:
always keep the shit flush left.
- kelpie0
Oi, plumber. Can the shit actually go uphill? I'm sure it's just a matter of adding an antigravity device...
moth
(Oct 16 06, 07:03)as always Moth, Wiki has the answer