Shred/Ski Terminology
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- kiwihair0
but, whats a yard salE??
- danthon0
yard sale - when you take a huge bail and your goggles/toque etc are strewn around your broken body.
toque - beenie for you americans
- danthon0
yard sale - when you take a huge bail and your goggles/toque etc are strewn around your broken body.
toque - beenie for you americans
danthon
(Oct 12 06, 12:34)
- davey_g0
Blower: ultra deep pow day.
Face shots: powder blowing up and over your head.
Snorkel day: pow so deep you really needed a snorkel to breathe.
White smoke: fine mist of the light champagne powder.
Corn: spring snow that resembles corn, being similar to pellets.
What up Chris! Kern and I both got speeding tix last time we went to ride lift accessed...
- chz0
Gorbie/Gorby: the idot who makes turns across the entire run inevitably getting in your way and ruining your flow.
- k0na_an0k0
hang 10 - a guy with a 10 inch penis on skis
shred - naked photos of your ex before you put on your skis
goofy foot - the left or right foot of a kid who has a fucked up foot and walks funny on skis
snow blind - when a person asks you if you can see and you respond 'snowi'mblind'. sounds like snow blind.
the larry - put a cast around your leg and talk about how you broke it running the deamon hill all day while picking up hot ladies
- boguesession0
I hear that... I have skied in some sloppy elephant cum on the coast.
And lived in Golden for a few years, where it was the exact opposite.
Hooray for skiing.
- joyride0
Grey Day - an overcast day, can't see any variation in the snow and really makes for tough runs
Flounder - New snowboarders on the beginner hills. Mostly because they are flopping around on the ground all over the run. "Watch out for all the flounder"
Boiler Plate - On a windy day, all the loose snow is blown off to the sides and what's left is hard ass ice
Soul Ride - I nice long blue run with noOne on it. You just carve big ass turns all the way down the run, 180ing rollers straight into a switch soulRide. On your way back up you admire your trenches and all the flounder falling because of them... hehe
- jevad0
Bluebird: Clear blue sky sunny day on teh slopes
- jevad0
Gaper - A skier who pauses to take in the scenery
Milk run - The first run of the day
Crud - Snow with uneven surface and lumps of soft powder-like snow and slippery patches