Shred/Ski Terminology
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- madirish0
creeper: the shadow of the photog in the shot/vid of a sick run
bro*: your friend on a pow-day.
*see also: the person you didn't wake up, left at the car as they put their boots on, forgot to wait at the gas station for as they 'just ran in real quick to grab a breakfast sandwich".
not that i would know first hand or anything....
- horton0
scope: as in scope your line
- joyride0
Yard Sale - Skier who falls and loses skis, poles, hat, whatever all over the hill
Scorpion - Snowboarder who catches toeside edge (going fast) falls face first, arms in superman position while the board, arcs over their head like a scorpion tail as they slide in the snow -- my favorite fall to watch
- davey_g0
Gaper gap: the gap between your goggles and helmet, at least 1" or more or pure forehead. Gap can exceed 3" or more on smaller "gaper kids" or "baby gapers."
Push that shit down!
- jevad0
ahhahahaha
- madirish0
grom: the little chodes i cover w/ blow sitting at the top of the run-in to the hip. ;)
- jevad0
Gaper - A skier who pauses to take in the scenery
Milk run - The first run of the day
Crud - Snow with uneven surface and lumps of soft powder-like snow and slippery patches
- jevad0
Bluebird: Clear blue sky sunny day on teh slopes
- k0na_an0k0
hang 10 - a guy with a 10 inch penis on skis
shred - naked photos of your ex before you put on your skis
goofy foot - the left or right foot of a kid who has a fucked up foot and walks funny on skis
snow blind - when a person asks you if you can see and you respond 'snowi'mblind'. sounds like snow blind.
the larry - put a cast around your leg and talk about how you broke it running the deamon hill all day while picking up hot ladies
- davey_g0
Blower: ultra deep pow day.
Face shots: powder blowing up and over your head.
Snorkel day: pow so deep you really needed a snorkel to breathe.
White smoke: fine mist of the light champagne powder.
Corn: spring snow that resembles corn, being similar to pellets.
What up Chris! Kern and I both got speeding tix last time we went to ride lift accessed...
- chz
I'm trying to compile a list of snowboarding and skiiing terminology, such as...
- pow pow
- knee deep
- snowblind
- etc...Hit me with whatever you have. Words with your definition of it earns you a gold star.