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Libra
Overview:
You know just what to say and just whom to say it to. Now the stars direct you to spread your social wings far and wide. The more people you talk to, the greater the effect. So get out there and mingle, mingle, mingle!well mingle it is!
- Tara0
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- k0na_an0k0
YOUR PERSONAL HORRORSCOPE
DECEMBER
You may experience overwhelming anger and frustration after you discover that reality is not what you were told it was. Supress these emotions by drinking heavily. If drinking is not an option for you, consider abusing loved ones, smashing your TV, or kicking the neighbor's dog.
A new acquaintance will fall madly in love with you and threaten to commit suicide if you don't agree to marriage. Avoid this person and do not admit to authorities that you know this individual, if asked. Limit your romantic activities to brief encounters with total strangers.
December is a great month to sell your home, quit your job, and head for the hills. Several years of living in a packing crate buried in one of America's National Parks will change your perspective on things.
- CALLES0
wtf
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
- Jaline0
I don't have time to look around for better one...but here's a glimpse of SCORPIO:
"Mysteries abound, but now is not the time to present your conclusions, even if they're right (and knowing you, they probably are). Instead, wait for the evidence to trickle in. You can make an airtight case soon enough."