The Squirrel behind the Myth
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- Tara
If you have read my prevous squirrel posts then you know who this is. Poor quality cos they were taken on my camera phone. this was this morning.
Meet Squirt:
- kelpie0
look at his wee face, doesn't it just say "I'm watching you at night, one day you'll get careless, and I'll strike" to you? awwww
- honest0
a cheeky squirrel jumps on my roof and sunbathes in the guttering with his hands behind his/her head each evening. I'll try and take a photo soon.
- TheBlueOne0
What a cutie pie...
- mr_snuggles0
I'd hit it...
- Tara0
look at his claws! he's damn cute tho
i was speaking to him this morning and he would come closer.
- harlequino0
Looks like a loose cannon. Lace up yer britches extra tight.
- TheBlueOne0
"Where? Behind the squirrel?"
"No! No! It IS the squirel!! It's got teeth like...the claws are...oh LOOk at the BONES!!!"
- johndiggity0
remember, you're more scared of him than he is of you.
- moth0
I've got a good Squirrel recipe if you're interested. Taste a lot like rabbit.
- chossy0
The wee man is after your nuts and grubs, he's scrumping round your garden each night pure after a wee tasty morcel. Find a common ground with the beast and enjoy the integration you and the squirell crave.
Embrace the beast.
- mg330
This guy at my mom's office had a pet squirrel named Rocky last year. The thing sat with him on the couch, ate out of his hand, and had a little bed on the nightstand that he would sleep in.
What was creepy was that the guy looked like Milton from Office Space.
- Tara0
really? he had him as a pet?
i wouldn't be surprised if Squirt would do that too. He seems to really like me and I haven't fed him anything. Before I saw him at the window I saw him when I was coming in from the store this morning. He was looking in the garbage. Then I went upstairs, make my breakfast and he appeared.
- Tara0
mmg33, was the squirrel wild?
- skelly0
man, I want a squirrel. we just have a rat in our kitchen... :(
- Witt0
he looks great and friendly. very nice.
- mg330
He raised it from a baby, found it when it was wild or something.
Fed it from a bottle. Used to take it to Wal-Mart with him but got kicked out.
I thought I still had some pictures of them. They were pretty disturbing, and I'm not saying that to be funny. I mean, it was cute and all, but once I realized how creepy it all seemed I started to feel sorry for this guy and felt uncomfortable.
- spendogg0
mg did he touch you in the bad place?
- davey_g0
OK, he's pretty psychotic, but cute. Take the little bugger in and make him your pet, he onviously loves you!
Then maybe sell him on eBay?