jevad
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- Jaline0
You should do something crazy with that hair for Halloween. Scare some little kids at the door.
- canuck0
I'm being Alf for halloween this year. Fuck it's going to be cold. but fun :) I have the shittiest alf costume ever, it's fantastic.
- flavorful0
Which reminds me, my buddy last year went as Tobais Funke.
But not just any Tobais Funke.
Never Nude, Blue Man Group Tobias Funke.
Daisy Duke shorts, with the pockets sticking out thru the cut off pant legs.
Bald cap, with fake hair.
Glasses.
Moustache.
Covered in blue body paint.
Got so completely wasted, and kept ruining everything he touched (the Prussian Touch?), that they locked him in the basement for the nite.
They woke up the next morning to the cops at their door, asking if "Is this kid yours?"
He had somehow managed to get out, and walk a MILE away, broke into a house, went to sleep on the couch and was using the person's oxygen mask.
Because the house was 2 grand parents.
...
Picture this. Coming downstairs in the morning, to see a man covered in blue body paint, in daisy dukes with an oxygen mask covered in blue as well from him using it before his boyd passed out.
...
Fucking insane.
No charges, they felt bad because they have grandkids who liked to party.
However, he had no idea where he was at.
The cops had to d rive him around like that for 20 minutes until they found the place.
And he was in the back.
Yelling out Arrested Development quotes because he was still completely hammered.
I don't do the story justice.
When I was told it, as I missed the party from being out of hte country ... I literally fell to the ground laughing, and did that thing where you walk in a circle but you're on teh ground ... in the middle of the street.
- Jaline0
haha. that's a great costume idea. If someone wanted to go as Lindsay they could just wear a red t-shirt with sequined/glittery text spelling out 'SLUT' on the chest.
- flavorful0
My hair when straightened goes past my nose to the middle of my lips now, haha.
Gordon Shumway is a great idea.
And seriously ... why did they call him ALF?
I mean he had a regular fucking name for Melmac's sake!
- e-pill0
jevad-
tomorrow i am sending your son a tube with a poster in it. this is 1 of 2 that he will be receiving...this is the one i did for ntpe3 that i am sending tomorrow.so be on the look out for it.
:)
- sherman0
hello
- jevad0
e-pill you are a scholar and a gentleman!
- ross0
dont you dare come to toronto during the month of october...
- e-pill0
jevad-
tomorrow i am sending your son a tube with a poster in it. this is 1 of 2 that he will be receiving...this is the one i did for ntpe3 that i am sending tomorrow.so be on the look out for it.
:)
e-pill
(Sep 15 06, 12:03)nic-
did you receive my print? its been over a week since i sent it..let me know ok. thanks!!!
:)
- e-pill0
*bump