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- k0na_an0k0
*walks over to intern
'get me a soda bitch'
*throws a canadian quarter on her desk ... those things don't even work in the vending machine ... nor would it even be close to the dollar needed to get such soda.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 31 06, 08:08)
flavorful
(Aug 31 06, 08:14)hahaha.
actually, on each floor we have free soda fountains. pepsi and coke on every other floor. next to them actual old school can machines that sell it for a quarter. kinda cool. but throwing her a canadian quarter would be awesome. hha.
- flavorful0
You just have to weigh what's more important:
Your conscience or your money.
mg33
(Aug 31 06, 08:19)I don't have a conscience ergo ... I use words like ergo.
- fooler0
I had to write a report on Darwin in the 5th grade...all the other cool biographys where already taken....I guess that was one of my first steps towards being an atheist
- Terminal270
Kona,
Now you've got me interested. What kind of hypothetical tool/app could someone build that could kill off an entire company?
theoretically of course...
- flavorful0
We have like kitchens and vending machines on every floor here.
But on the one floor of big ass meeting rooms we have fridges stocked with sodas and waters.
... So guess where I go when I need something to drink.
- k0na_an0k0
Death By Mongo - wait - Death By k0na
spendogg
(Aug 31 06, 08:17)HAHAHA! +1
So the website is the product?
JesseJensen
(Aug 31 06, 08:21)No not quite. I first had to build the mocks for the web application. Then I'm building the fake mock up web application to get all the minor shit hammered out. Then I hand that over to the development team and they do all the cool ajax shit and make all my dummy text the real deal.
It's a web application basically.
- flavorful0
ajax shit
k0na_an0k
(Aug 31 06, 08:24)kOna 2.0.
- k0na_an0k0
I had to write a report on Darwin in the 5th grade...all the other cool biographys where already taken....I guess that was one of my first steps towards being an atheist
fooler
(Aug 31 06, 08:22)i had to write a report on penguins. what the FUCK my teacher was thinking i have no idea.
"yes doug, later on in life all this knowledge about penguins will come in VERY handy... darwin!?!... oh no honey... pennnnguins."
wtf mrs. tufty!?!
- flavorful0
I think Mrs. Tufty was trying to inspire you to film a documentary about penguins narrated by Morgan Freeman.
You really missed the fucking boat on that one, didn't you?
- k0na_an0k0
Kona,
Now you've got me interested. What kind of hypothetical tool/app could someone build that could kill off an entire company?
theoretically of course...
Terminal27
(Aug 31 06, 08:23)I really can not say, nore even give out the code name for the application.
- Jaline0
Our money is more prettier than yours.
- k0na_an0k0
+1 flavor!
hahaha!
- flavorful0
Our money is more prettier than yours.
Jaline
(Aug 31 06, 08:28)Well, our money can actually be used as legal tender without the merchant laughing. :D
- Jaline0
Well, our money can actually be used as legal tender without the merchant laughing. :D
flavorful
(Aug 31 06, 08:29)haha, except this isn't true :)
- flavorful0
Jaline, how do you spell Canada with 3 letters?
Give up?
C ... aye.
N ... aye.
D ... aye.TA-DA!!!!!
- k0na_an0k0
"wow, our money sure is gay" - brazillion kidnappers from an episode of the simpsons
- Jaline0
Well, I only care about looks.
- flavorful0
Well, I only care about looks.
Jaline
(Aug 31 06, 08:31)I think it moved.
- Terminal270
I really can not say, nore even give out the code name for the application.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 31 06, 08:27Ok... I understand, but can you do me a favour. Just before this thing gets launched can you warn us mear mortals so that we can run for cover!
;-0
- k0na_an0k0
I really can not say, nore even give out the code name for the application.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 31 06, 08:27Ok... I understand, but can you do me a favour. Just before this thing gets launched can you warn us mear mortals so that we can run for cover!
;-0
Terminal27
(Aug 31 06, 08:32)haha. sure thing.
i can at least tell you what my suggestion was for the code name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal…
they didn't get it in the meeting. i knew in the initial meetings it was going to compete with the possibility to conquer, but not devour. :(