CaptainSaveAho
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- kingjulien
Last night I went out to dinner at this swanky Italian restaurant in North Beach, one of those obnoxious places with neon lights and sidewalk tables, a spot where the beautiful go to be seen. This was not my idea but a friends, and yet as a sociological experiment it was rather interesting.
With that said, the place was filled with waiters who looked like Furio from The Sopranos. I mean they all had these ponytails, perfectly slicked back, and they all, blatantly, hit on the girl I was with. Now this is just a friend (well, I'm kind of stuck in friend mode at the moment), but they didn't know this, I mean it could have been my fiance of three years and they still would have fondled and kissed her cheek and otherwise disrespected me in an absurdly profound way, the whole time smiling so I would think it was innocent.
My question: how do you deal with this sort of dilemma? Also, where do you get your hair did?
I mean, Hollywood Shuffle The Sequel could use you, immediately.http://www.newstoday.com/members…
Thanks.
Your pal.
- xenicon0
how was the gnocchi?
- kingjulien0
addendum: one of the dishwashers took $10 from me in a spirited game of bocce ball out back.
- CaptainSaveAho0
fucka swanky oil slick steven segal lookalike contest italian waiter
get that bitch some flowers
a local golf pro cuts my hair with a 9 iron.
- Point50
I bought two dime bags off of a waiter at the News Café once
- alkanenine0
tell him to stick his gabagool up you know where.
- kingjulien0
do you ever bring the van to your house?
- CaptainSaveAho0
bi-cultural hair problems?
not me!
- kingjulien0
I gotta give it to you. That shit is relaxed.
- CaptainSaveAho0
is pretty, so pretty
- CaptainSaveAho0
my nails is touched up too
- kingjulien0
are you sportin gators though?
- CaptainSaveAho0
nope
red/white checkered slip on vans
- spendogg0
mentioning north beach reminds me of the time I got dumped by an ex at Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store.
- kingjulien0
Dude! I love Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store. Best chicken focaccia sandwhiche I've ever had, and a lovely view onto Washington Square Park to boot.
- kingjulien0
sorry about bringing up the bad memory though...
- mrdobolina0
I'm the lyrical Jesse James
- Point50
kj, did your freind ever try to contact me?
- mayo0
kj, did you see the write up Forbidden Island got in the SF something-something?
(i'm waiting for the real name from MrMayo)