Wasp joke
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- JerseyRaindog
The world expert on European wasps is walking down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:
"Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you another track."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could hear another track."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
I didn't say it was a good joke, did I?
- cresp0
The joke is awesome
- nicko0
lol, wtf is a LP?
- rafalski0
JerseyRaindog's old, nicko.
- nicko0
lol again, me too
- nicko0
I like your sketches (and your jokes) JerseyRaindog
- JerseyRaindog0
JerseyRaindog's old, nicko.
rafalski
(Aug 23 06, 03:06)------------------------
Not in the grand scale of things I'm not! But I'm a little horrified that people can't remember 'long players'.
*dusts down smoking jacket, sits back with pipe and listens to the wireless.
- moth0
But I'm a little horrified that people can't remember 'long players'.
*dusts down smoking jacket, sits back with pipe and listens to the wireless.
JerseyRaindog
(Aug 23 06, 03:16)Damn right.
- elms0
A Finn and Swede were arguing which ones mother tongue sounds more beautiful.
Since they couldn´t find a solution they asked help from an English linguist.
The linguist asked both of them to translate the following poem by Percey Shelley into their own languages: " Island, island, Grassy island, Grassy
island`s Bride."It was the Finn´s turn first. He translated:
" Saari, saari, Heinäsaari, Heinäsaaren Morsian."Then the Swede translated the poem:
" Ö, ö, Hö ö, Hö öns Mö. "
- MrPierre0
How do you recognize american people?
Simple, if they didn't recognize you, they are americans...
- MrPierre0
the right one :
http://www.militaryfactory.com/b…
- kezza_20
right....
So....
not a good record then....
bloody french
- JerseyRaindog0
I would also like to add http://www.jersey.co.uk/jsyinfo/…
Funny enough, my office overlooks the very spot depicted in the painting.
- Concrete0
I love jokes that are so obscure that you anticpate laughning up your spleen and then the punchline is such an anti-climax that you snort ground coffee up your nose!
- Concrete0
-1
- Teeuwen0
haha, joke's good.
-1 for people who don't know what LP's are..
damn kids of the late 80's and 90's..
- Teeuwen0
lol elms.
- MrPierre0
stop handjob, you relly need to meet a girl... You'll be more... smart and conscructive...
Kiss
- rasko40
you should be strung up and anally circumsised for wasting my time on this pathetic, patetic joke.
excellent.