NT Politicians
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- clerk0
chossy hands down
- Rand0
I am chossy
- chossy0
clerk and Rand are my left and right hand men without them I am nothing.
- Rand0
I always wanted to be the right hand of god
- flavorful0
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing: in the 20 years from March 22, 1986, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25, 2006, when he issued an interoffice memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane.
- flavorful0
When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. I'm a caveman; that's the way I think.
- mrdobolina0
hahaha
- k0na_an0k0
i nominate taragee to head the department of hagriculture.
(miss you tara)
- ninjasavant0
QBN for attorney general
- version30
QBN = Homeland Security
- Rand0
good one
- digitalswarm0
Dobs has my vote and oil money... Bio-Diesel money, that is.
- garett_west0
Problem guy. We need a solution guy.
- Teeuwen0
Problem guy. We need a endlösung guy.
garett_west
(Aug 21 06, 13:26)
- mrdobolina0
Garett would make a great politician, he's a fucking liar.
- Rand0
as an added bonus, he's an anal bleacher
- rasko40
NT has slipped to new levels of boringness.
An implausible accomplishment but true.
- chossy0
Are we all agreed that I am king and ruler of all that is of this world and others.
(with the addition of Rand and clerk as my aides and k0na as my secret killer guy).
- version30
and k0na as my secret killer guy).
chossy
(Aug 21 06, 13:59)what secret?
- chossy0
oopsie.... k0na earn your keep and kill this guy for me please :/