How many r fat?
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- tikal2k0
i'm not fat but my ---- is.
- seed0
What is the vodka recipe? Vodka, seltzer and a squeeze of lemon?
- brooke0
I'm pretty thick but it's better this way.
- flavorful0
"Girls, if we can't see your ribs ... you're ugly."
- Stephen ColbertNot directed at you Brooke saying how you are thick, you are beautiful.
I just find that quote to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
- digitalswarm0
Check NT mugz, and then snub the fat bois.
- flavorful0
I'm not fat in the least, however, growing up people called me Fat Jer (for my love of Fat Albert), mostly family members, haha.
The name made a resurgence a few years ago, and when people meet me for the first time when all they have heard was that my name was Fat Jer.
They don't understand.
And they are just confused.
- mrdobolina0
beer gut.
- flavorful0
I have a six pack, does that count as a beer gut technically dobs?
- pocho0
Hey Dobs Homie...we're leaving on Sunday. I'm gonna lose a bunch of weight, after I have my fill of lobster and beer!
- fooler0
those carrot top pics are ridic! Is that guy gay or what? eyeliner and waxed body????
I hope he's not reading this, i'm dead.
- mrdobolina0
you have a zima gut
- fooler0
mines more like a 12 pack
- flavorful0
My upstairs neighbours were having a party a few weeks ago, and I was outside on the phone and I heard ... 'Yea man, I got the beer ... ... .. Yea Zima, everyone's coming.'
My head almost exploded.
Then later when I was on my way out they chavs were all over the porches smoking up a storm, and I couldn't go past without saying, "I ordered a Zima, not EMPHEYSEMA!"
They didn't get it.
... And when I got back at like 4 in the morning, there were broken Zima bottles all over my front door, haha.
Which made me laugh even more, because I did in fact order them before I left.
- grunttt0
i've gained a few pounds this year. we bought a house and were without a kitchen for a couple of months so we ate out a lot - mostly crap. Plus I've drank a stupid amount of beer over the past few months. I'm considering this week my "last hurrah!" before starting back on some type of healthy lifestyle starting monday.
- CALLES0
they still make zimas... how do you guys feel about mike lemonade?
- mrdobolina0
they still make zimas... how do you guys feel about mike lemonade?
CALLES
(Aug 4 06, 12:27)Its for girls. Nah as long as people are drinking its ok, but I would definitely break balls if you ordered it with me around.,haha
fucking zima, flavorful. hahaha
- Rand0
I am lean and mean.
- Rand0
except for the booze gut
- digitalswarm0
you have a zima gut
mrdobolina
(Aug 4 06, 12:21)lol
- Clear0
I consider myself fat. Been too busy to hit the gym like I did last year.