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- kinetic
so i moved out and am currently living in a pretty decent place in mississauga
some of you may remember my previous thread about an obnoxious cardinal that woke me up in the morning
well...the birds have gotten to me again. the trees outside my building are home to atelast 4000 of weird looking brown birds
at about 8:00 the birds arrive and begin squaking....at exactly 6:30 in the morning, the birds wake me up by flying into my 10th floor window and flapping their wings by it waking me up
what the fuck? why are birds always screwing with my sleep??
i look out my window to see what these birds could possibly want...and one of them is sidestepping pack and forth trying to pick the small stones my building exterior is made up of with his beak
these birds are fucking dumb
anyways...im really tired...what can i do (beside shooting them with a pellet gun...there are 4000 of them) to get them to go away??
- Mimio0
Get a cat.
- kinetic0
and what? hang him by his collar outside the 10th story window?
- brandelec0
so this is what it sounds like when doves cry
- garett_west0
kinetic. Seriously, got out and buy some fake snakes from, shit, I don't know... wherever you buy fake rubber snakes from and tape or tie them to the branches of the tree.
If it's a really tall tree your fucked.
When I owned a pool I used to get a ton of birds sitting on the edge crapping all over everything. I put some fake snakes down and what do you know... no more birds.
Either that or hire the paperboy to fire a few shots from a .22 up into the tree when he drops your paper off everymorning.
You'll be killing 2 birds with one stone.
Pun intended.
- Jaline0
Birds are suicidal.
- dirtydesign0
put bird seed on the other side of the building
- kinetic0
yea, there are a shitload of trees
maybe ill try silhouettes on my window...not a bad idea
you should see all these birds man...its crazy.. i tried to take a pic for NT yesterday but my place is AC and outside it was muggy so my lens fogged up immediately
- e-pill0
use a flamethrower!!!
:)
- kinetic0
hahhaa
- Jaline0
i can't stand those damn pigeons. They are EVERYWHERE downtown. They should all get away from me...
- uberdesigner_0
poisened birdseed
- CALLES0
ask the realtor or landlord what the hell did he do to keep the birds away while he was showing you the place
CALLES
(Aug 2 06, 10:33)
- uberdesigner_0
get one of those brainwave things for birds. that'll drive them away
- vsc0
- jaylarson0
put some black cutouts of birds on yr window... this will help prevent them from slamming into yr window... i live in the woods and this is what we had to do... sad annoying traumatic... pic yr adjective...