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- TheBlueOne
Start of the totally unofficial and unauthorized NT PVN William Shatner Endless Thread™. Share you fav Shatner vids, stories, audio...
- k0na_an0k0
YES! YES!..... this is awesome!
Ok. Shatner, in his early roll.
Twilight Zone - Nightmare At 20,000 Feet
(The full 24 minute show)
- e-pill0
Shatner was my babysitter during the winter of 1974. he read me stories of how he conqured the cosmos and had sex with girls with blue/ red/ yellow/ green skin. he explained that an orgasim with an alien chick with purple hair and orange skin lasted 11 hours.
:)
- e-pill0
william shatner was my babysitter.
i can photoshop some pics to prove it too!!
:)
- canuck0
That's funny e-pill, because william shatner is my father.
- e-pill0
William Shatner named his son Canuck Seth Shatner as he knew one day he would be playing with Cascading Style Sheets.
:)
- k0na_an0k0
That's funny cause I am William Shatner and I don't remember any of that shit.
*looks at bottle of Wild Turkey. throws it out the window
- TheBlueOne0
I remember taking a road trip to see some regional theater show out in Chilicothe Ohio a few years back. After watching the performance I remarked to my friend, who was dating a cast member, "Is it just me, or was everyone kinda acting like William Shatner?" He agreed.
At a cast get together later I repeated my remark to a few members of the cast. They chuckled and told me to follow them. They led me to the Directors room, where the guy had, no shit, a full on Shatner Shrine, with a giant poster, a few busts, and candles all over the place of Shatner. They said during rehearsals he would ask the actors, "How do you think Bill would do it? Can we try it like that, hmmmm?"
I tracked down the director and bought him drinks all night and he had no clue why.
True story.
- canuck0
daddy?
- MyNameIsPhil0
I tried this with David Hasselhoff last week but no one cared! WTF?!
- TheBlueOne0
Well, you see Hasselhoff wasn't trained in Shakespearean acting, nor did he have THREE successful TV franchises. He basically stood around with a hairy chest and a orange dayglo neoprene pillow and stared at boobs bouncing in slow motion..or talked to a car.
Shatner kissed green bitches and stopped crime on the dirty streets of LA...and now is a philandering lawyer with a drink problem the size of Pittsburgh.
The Hoff ain't got nothing on Bill
- canuck0
So did Shatner kill his wife?
- MyNameIsPhil0
The Hoff ain't got nothing on Bill
TheBlueOne
(Jul 31 06, 13:11)need I say more?
PS: i have no idea how to get the links to work right, sorry i suck
- TheBlueOne0
Trying to 'jack the Shatner thread with your inane Hasselhoff clips will not work.
- Mimio0
*puts on Shatner Turbo 2000
- exador10
WIl Wheaton, everyone's fav ensing 'wesley' from STNG has a shirt forsale on his site that says
'hi, my name is William Fucking Shatner'always thought that was hilarious...
if you've never read it, wils site
is possibly one of the best blogs on the net..
http://www.wilwheaton.net/
http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/the dude is surprisingly cool..
not SHATNER cool..but not bad
;)