Oh my God!
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- canuck0
I once saw a man with bird shit on his head. he was totally unaware.
- sweaty_bollox0
one of them mastercard moments
- fooler0
never argue with a drunk irish catholic.....
...which is NEVER becaue they're always drunk!!
- moth0
haha
I've been shat on by birds 3 times in my life. It seems excessive.
- CALLES0
thats great... did you tell him that god send him the birdshit
- Jaline0
so what happened next?
- Jnr_Madison0
When I was younger and worked in a bar, there were two rules - don't talk about football or religion. I apply these rules to my family now and it works pretty well.
- fooler0
thats great... did you tell him that god send him the birdshit
CALLES
(Jul 31 06, 08:34)I had to bite my tounge on that one....
Later that night my future cousin in law keeps saying "gradma tells everyone your an Atheist".
- davey_g0
Sweet revenge.
- kezza_20
Drinking with the future in laws...
I'm still trying to forget the last time I did that....
Just don't do it
- Bottlerocket0
'Future in laws' - are you getting married kezza?
- k0na_an0k0
So God doesn't make clouds but God makes bird shit? Actually I think the food that the birds eat, then digest makes bird shit.
I think I learned that in science class.
Funny story though. haha.
- Jnr_Madison0
Now the grey area here is the definition of God.
- gramme0
Best of luck marrying into a family that has different religious views than you. Not to be too much of a downer, but I've seen the havoc that can cause for people.
And you think the shit's flying now...
- garett_west0
And you think the shit's flying now...
gramme
(Jul 31 06, 08:49)haha.
+1
- Jaline0
I am already in a family with people who are religious...so I'm used to not discussing that stuff.
My mom and I clash all the time, and so we (well, I do anyway) have a policy where i just don't talk about stuff that I know will cause an argument. unfortunately, this means I have to go somewhere else to talk about important issues.