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- paraselene0
paging mr snuggles.
this is your mommy manager.
hie thee to a fucking casualty unit and macht scnell, babes.
you don't want gangreen, do you? a staph infection? syphillis?
- neue75_bold0
I'm elevated alright...and you know what, you're right, I can't even feel my toes anymore...
- GreedoLives0
you should elevate your bad toe...take it easy.
- neue75_bold0
I'm gonna start thinking about how I want my epitaph to read, catch up on my ironing, maybe some light lifting, move things around a bit, then put everything back the way it was....
- GreedoLives0
whatever i do, it'll probably involve a lot of sweating...stupid sun.
- neue75_bold0
oeyec...
- CALLES0
it might have more effect through the eye... but it might sting a little
- neue75_bold0
it's my first time, can you just shove it in your ear?
- mrdobolina0
that was the impetus, jnr.
- Jnr_Madison0
Like in robocop?
- mrdobolina0
In a past life I did some off of a strippers ass and titties.
- Jnr_Madison0
Coke makes me want to re-join a darts team for some reason.
..yes, I said, re-join.
- CALLES0
oh! but then again strippers love that shit... sometimes even more than your money =D
- mrdobolina0
hahahhahaha
- CALLES0
yeah its always a bad idea to wear a black shirt when you doing coke specially when coke rises the chances of you ending up at 6 am in a stripclub and all the coke in your black shirt glows because of the stupid glow in the dark light... good times
- neue75_bold0
I just about dumped a gram of coke all over the floor, in that case, I would've just gone back to the office and pretended it was Monday, as my weekend would have already been over before it got started...
- barbtastic0
a chastity suit couln't stop me...
- foreverwhatever0
mutha fuckn pitchfork music fest this saturaday! im getting drunkard as hell!
- paraselene0
well played, young jaline. isaluteyou.
- Jaline0
barb knows how to get out of any device.