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Last post: 2 years, 2 months ago | Thread started: Jul 19, 06, 2:47 p.m.

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• fugged

  Why can't you just go fuck yourself? Nobody likes you.

  Jul 19, 06, 2:47 p.m. – Permalink

• nicko

  it's evil

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 2:52 p.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  SRSLY

  Designing a 125-slide deep Powerpoint presentation = not fun.

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• davey_g

  I just had to "spruce up" a clients PP show...Man, the show was a total piece of shit and so was the software.

  DIE YOU BITCH! DIE I SAID!

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  A good worker doesn't blame his tools, he blames PowerPoint.

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  The middle east = PowerPoint.

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 3:22 p.m. – Permalink

• niconico

  it was programmed by satan himself.

  satan and his evil screen-fades and armies of obnoxious talking desk implements.

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 9:58 p.m. – Permalink

• TheSuperPickle

  A good worker doesn't blame his tools, he blames PowerPoint.
  Jnr_Madison

  a better worker simply says "fuck off to Power Point, i'm going to hook ya up with a kick-assed Flash piece instead"

  ;~)

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 10:01 p.m. – Permalink

• stewart

  okay, you started it.

  now tell me how to make more than one slidemaster in a single document.

  i can't f*#$%@ng figure out how to do that.

  

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  Dog-earJul 19, 06, 11:25 p.m. – Permalink

• moth

  you cant.

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 12:13 a.m. – Permalink

• spongebob

  are you on office 2003 or later?

  go to master slides.

  Create a new master slide.
  (View-Master-SlideMaster, then right click on the left panel and create a new slide master)

  apply the new master slide to those you want to have differing master slides for.

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 12:25 a.m. – Permalink

• skt

  you total cant.

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 1:39 a.m. – Permalink

• monoboy

  My mum loves PowerPoint.

  nuff said

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 1:48 a.m. – Permalink

• MrMackem

  i went for a job where part of the interview was a 'design test'.

  designing in word, publisher and powerpoint.

  "Photowhat? Quarn 6?

  i never did turn up for that job like . . . . . . . .

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 1:51 a.m. – Permalink

• dijitaq

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/techn…

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:17 a.m. – Permalink

• moth

  "To protect themselves against hackers exploiting the bug, Microsoft warned users not to open or save PowerPoint files"

  Perfect.

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:26 a.m. – Permalink

• nicko

  lol, problem solved

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:28 a.m. – Permalink

• stewart

  so you CAN'T have a titlemaster and two or more slidemasters?

  kcuf taht!

  using MS Powerpoint X for mac release 1, btw

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:31 a.m. – Permalink

• vespa

  Microsoft 'is UK'S favourite brand'

  http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklate…

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:44 a.m. – Permalink

• Baskerville

  http://www.theonion.com/content/…

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:48 a.m. – Permalink

• pascii

  wolfbaggin'

  

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  Dog-earJul 20, 06, 2:48 a.m. – Permalink