what is the proper response
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- kingjulien
when a man shoots a snot rocket at your ankles (barely missing) and then tries to blame it on the elderly woman next to him picking vegetables on the corner? (And by this I mean literally pointing in her direction.)
Basic Information:
Assailant: 80-year- old grandfather with flossy suspenders and several gold teeth in front.
Sunglasses: http://www1.shopping.com/xPC-Guc…
Context: Had an attractive 20- year-old woman with him (granddaughter?) - was not checking her out blatantly!
Ethnicity: perhaps too prejudicial.
Time of day: 10:30 a.m. 95 degree heat.
Witnesses: German tourists on Cable Car. (Several of them couldn't stop laughing.)Thank you for your assistance.
- joyride0
laugh, then kick him in the balls.
*Remember to aim for his knees because they drop as you get older. lol
- Momentum20
you sock the old man and take his grandaughter and everyone cheers!?
- Mimio0
Rub his nose in it?
- version30
*laugh
*get over it
*knock that mother fucker outuse any/all steps to taste
- _salisae_0
normally it would be to wag the violated ankle in the face of the accused woman but then changing your direction suddenly and planting it in launcher's ass. but since there were vegetables involved it is something different.
i think you're supposed to commend him on his masterful use of personal body fluid and give him five bucks. he would then offer his granddaughter to you for marriage.
- canuck0
Approach the old lady on the other side of the street and state that the old man was looking in her direction and pleasuring himself. She will then procede to call the police. And the old fart will get carted off.
- kingjulien0
I will give the bastard this. It was a thin, long range projectile, with a lot of sinking action at the end.
- Jaline0
some of his bodily fluid for his daughter's bodily fluid later.
- canuck0
Was it green in color?
- mayo0
wipe your ankle on her leg.
- kingjulien0
the worst part is always the teenagers laughing at you.
- version30
shouldn't care what they think, they don't actually realize what is going on
they always laugh at awkward situations
- canuck0
It was clearly in response to you gawking at his young wife.
- _salisae_0
lol jaline
- kingjulien0
I just like checking out the scene. It's not like I was playing pocket pool or something.
It's research, dammit.
- mayo0
buy one of those roasted chickens we were talking about and smack him with it.
- algorithm0
give the chick a strawberry shortcake.
- turosatano0
say hey look here charlton i think you dropped your nose.
- kingjulien0
the sunglasses revealed, to me anyway, something far more sinister.
- spendogg0
Stink Plam and apple and toss it in his bag.