i QUIT!
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- _salisae_0
admit it you've been voodoo dollin her
- nocomply0
Jokes on them. Before leaving them around the office I put each one in between my butt cheeks for 5 seconds. Oh yeah... the stink-card. Anyone who touches the card is touching my swamp ass.
k0na_an0k
(Jun 14 06, 14:21)Funny, i was going to suggest doing that bit with the post-it note you leave for the CD. Maybe go for the double decker while you're at it too.
- k0na_an0k0
haha salisae. No no. I've just been putting visine in her diet cokes for a few weeks now.
That's all.
- gramme0
Funny, i was going to suggest doing that bit with the post-it note you leave for the CD. Maybe go for the double decker while you're at it too.
nocomply
(Jun 14 06, 14:32)yeah, put some lipstick on it.
- k0na_an0k0
I actually thought of being somewhat nice when I quit... leaving behind a nice lipstick... which if course i would have put between my butt cheeks.
- gramme0
I actually thought of being somewhat nice when I quit... leaving behind a nice lipstick... which if course i would have put between my butt cheeks.
k0na_an0k
(Jun 14 06, 14:36)you're such a hopeless romantic.
- _salisae_0
i've never put visine in someone's drink although i once worked at a coffee house and considered it many times when this one fucking trustfund douche would come in play chess all day in matted hair and moth eaten clothes and order me around in a demeaning and caustic manner.
i truly considered it. instead i made mention of the fact that i was working on deriving the arsenic from the skin of the apple seed and was possibly going to put this in his salad.
he was nice after that.
- Jaline0
...and that's why I'm Shari's friend.
- nooner0
we used to have a homless guy that snuck in and smeared shit all over the walls in the bathroom. that was pretty shitty no pun intended.
- rafalski0
When I was about 21 I'd worked as a renault truck salesman for almost a year. My supervisor was a mean prick and the company wouldn't pay me promissed commision after I made them quite some money. Before I quit, I left a few amendments to ms word autocomplete in my manager's computer. That was quite lame when I look at it now, but I was a young kid fucked over a huge amount of money and this dick played a role in this. A few months later he called to ask if it was me who did this. Turns out, a contract with cursewords went to a client with bosses signature.. Of course, I wouldn't know what he was talking about. Fun times..
- rafalski0
Just to end the story, this shady dealership closed many years ago, and i was told it was just a part of the owner's money laundering operations..
- spendogg0
So did you quit on Friday?
- chossy0
leave her a whale shit and an upper f dekker kOna yeah boyeeeee.
- JackDB0
What's an upper decker?
Is that Chi-town slang
ie. upper decker/hardly knew'er