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- kyl30
rock it
rock it
rock it
*scratching noise
rock it
*scratching noise
rock it
- ross0
As i went wondering,
drunk, down your street,
to your window,
i stumbled, by chance,
and i peeped in on you.-Crooked fingers
- kyl30
Ok we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland California
We'll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89
I'm Ted Casey and we're gonna go down live right now with Bill
Thompson
Bill's on the scene and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill?
Thanks Ted
Yeah you can hear they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
down here at Gutfest this year
Uh you can hear behind me now that's uh I think they're called Blue
Death
Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this
year
I think some of the other bands playing will be
The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground
There's been rumor's that EPMD
might come out and play here at Gutfest this year
Other people in the line-up are
Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up
and tonight they're doing rock and blues
There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight
and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground
is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have
some more food, some more good music...
How's it going, guys, you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what?
Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to California since 1968
So, uh, where are you guys from?
San Diego..]
Gutfest, Gutfest
It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo'
In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze,
And girls who come from other contries 'round the world
Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage,
Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways.
So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time.
We just would like to say welcome to Gutfest '89.
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block.
It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in
stock.
Tell them you're here for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night.
Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this
right.
More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now,
Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!
Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back
fat,
It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at.
I trooped in, now let the Gutfest begin,
It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin,
Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out,
I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get,
Because I waited and waited, to make this trip.
Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
And I'm'a get mine at this Gutfest.
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
- lherb0
There's a voice, that keeps on calling me...
Down the road that's where I'll always be...
Every stop I make I make a new friend.
Can't stay for long just turn around and I'm gone again.Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down.
Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on...If you want to join me for a while just grab your hat, we'll travel light that's Hobo style.
Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down.
Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on...- Theme song for
The Littlest Hobo
- chz0
*dogs barking*
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitchShe flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheeseLet that bitch go!
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!Stankin ass hoes!
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawnFuck y'all
- CyBrainX0
I was dancin' when I saw his brains run out on the street.
Lou Reed. (one of the songs from New York)
- uberdesigner0
let's ride in my benzi
you ride my lap
I give you my blunt
I slap yo ass
here we go
here we go
now now now
let's ride in my benzi
I give you gucci
then comes out yo coochie
here we go here we go
- kon230
Where's the f**king party?
Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts,
Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts.
Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting really canned,
He locks himself in the bog and he's shagging Baggy Anne.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's place,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll smash you in the face.
Someone shouts "ale's run out, who's for tea or coffee?"
But Stez Styx pegs it down the road and breaks into to the offy.
And Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box,
She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby cocks.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's flat,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll kick your f**king twat.
The Macc Lads are having a party, round at Mutley's flat,
You'd better bring some ale my son or we'll smash your f**king twat.
When the Macc Lads have a party then they do it f**king right,
If we start it on a Monday then it ends on Sunday night.
You can come if your a Macc Lad,
You can f**k off if you're queer,
You can come if you're a fit crack,
But you've got to bring some beer.The Macc Lads
"The Macc Lads Party"
- Bluejam0
I used to hump my pillow at night.
The type of silent prayer to help myself prepare for the light.
Me and my cousin Duce would rank the girls between one and ten
and the highest number got to be my pillows pretend.
Now I apologize to every high ranker.
But you taught me how to dream and so I also thank you.
I never had the courage to approach you at school.
We joked around a lot and I know you thought I dressed cool.
But I was just covering up all the insecurities that came bubbling up.
My complexion had
me stuck in an emotional rut, 'like the time you Flavor Flaved me and you called me
"Yo Chuck, they say
you're too black, man".
I think I'm too black.
Mom, do you think I'm too black? I think I'm too black.Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to
myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose
and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey.
the preachers' son from Haiti
who rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
you thought it wouldn't faze me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.I used to use bleaching creme, 'til Madame CJ Walker walked into my dreams.
I dreamt of being white and
complimented by you, but the only shiny black thing that you liked was my shoes.
Now, I apologize for bottling up
all the little things you said that warped my head and my gut.
Even though I always told you not to
brag about the fact that your great grand
mother was raped by her slave master. Yeah, I became
militant too.
So it was clear on every level I was blacker than you.
I turned you on to Malcolm X and
Assata Shakur in my three quarter elephant goose with the fur.
I had the high top fade
with the steps on the side.
I had the two finger ring, rag top on the ride.
I had the sheep skin, name
belt, Lee suit, Kangol, acid wash, Roscoe's chicken and waffle.Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey. the preachers'
son from Haiti who
rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
You thought it wouldn't faze me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.Now here's a little
message for you.
All you baller playa's got
some insecurities too, that you could cover up, bling it up, cash in
and ching ching it up, hope no
one will bring it up, lock it down and string it up.
Or you can share your essence with us, 'cause everything about you couldn't be rugged
and ruff.
And even though you tote a
glock and you're hot on the
streets, if you dare to share your heart, we'll nod our heads to
its beat.
And you should do that, if nothing else, to prove
that a player like you could keep it honest and true. Don't mean to call your bluff but
mothafucka that's what I do.
You got platinum chain
then, son, I'm probably talking to you.
And you can call your gang, your posse and the rest of your crew.
And while you're at it get them addicts and the indigent too. I plan to have a whole army
by the time that I'm through to load their guns with songs they haven't sung.
- JerseyRaindog0
Well Frank settled down in the Valley
and hung his wild years
on a nail that he drove through
his wife's forehead
he sold used office furniture
out there on San Fernando Road
and assumed a $30,000 loan
at 15 1/4 % and put down payment
on a little two bedroom place
his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
made good bloody marys
kept her mouth shut most of the time
had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
that had some kind of skin disease
and was totally blind. They had a
thoroughly modern kitchen
self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan
they were so happyOne night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
drank 'em in the car on his way
to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
gas in a can, drove home, doused
everything in the house, torched it,
parked across the street, laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red then
Frank put on a top forty station
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed northNever could stand that dog.
- Jaline0
I'm sick, you're tired, let's dance
Break to love make lust I know it isn't
I'm sick, you're tired, let's dance
Cold as numbers but let's danceAs though it were easy for you to lead me
I could be passive gracefullyHalf the horizon's gone for a skyline of numbers
Half the horizon's gone we're working the numbers
‘till I'm sickSleep don't pacify us until
Daybreak sky lights up the grid we live in
Dizzy when we talk so fast
Fields of numbers streaming pastI wish we were farmers, I wish we knew how
To grow sweet potatoes and milk cowsTonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Where is the love?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Who here is in line for a raise?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Where is the love?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Who put these bodies between us?
- honest0
F- YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
- Jaline0
you gonna
come over [x2]you gonna
stay overv one five point eight five [x2]
you gonna
come over [x2]you gonna
stay overv one five point eight five [x4]
you gonna
come overyou gonna
stay overv one five point eight five [x4]
you gonna
you gonna
are you gonna
come on
come on
come on
oh come on
- Jaline0
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgivenDon't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wastelandSally ,take my hand
Travel south crossland
Put out the fire
Don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much olderTeenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh, oh
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!
- version30
You are one of God's mistakes.
You crying, tragic waste of skin.
I'm well aware of how it aches.
And you still won't let me in.
Now I'm breaking down your door,
to try and save your swollen face.
Though I don't like you anymore
you lying, trying waste of space.Before our innocence was lost
you were always one of those blessed with lucky 7s,
and the voice that made me cry.
My oh my.You were mother nature's son.
Someone to whom I could relate.
Your needle and your damage done,
remains a sordid twist of fate,
now I'm trying to wake you up,
to pull you from the liquid sky.
Cause if I don't we'll both end up with just your song to say goodbye.My oh my. A song to say goodbye,
A song to say goodbye,
A song to say,
Before our innocence was lost you were always one of those blessed with lucky 7's,
and a voice that made me cry.
It's a song to say goodbye.
- grunttt0
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecileI say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-anceSafety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to danceS-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mineIs it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x]
Is it safe to dance
- Mimio0
Travolta - Mr Bungle
All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapableSniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can't recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dreamTo talk is an enunciated sneeze
To taste is some foul air to breatheOne thought it lasts a day and at that rate he'll most likely live forever!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the worldHis twitching brain can dance within
Gyrating more like gelatin
A secret means of ecstasy
Acute and very olfactoryTo see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lowsHe's got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & TravoltaSmell, Sweat, Movement.
Everyone's dancing.
Disco.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing.
- cruz_azul0
"you swallowed his kids"
- komkrktprod0
Enter response:
I don't sleep mother fu__er
off that 'gnac and that bourbon
doin' 120 gettin high while I'm swervinSeth Meyers: Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo shut the fu__ up and suck my di__
I bust in dudes mouths like gushers motherfu__er
roll up on NBC and smack the sh__ out Jeff ZuckerGuys: What you want, Natalie?
NP: to drink and fight!
Guys: what you need, Natalie?
Guys: to fu__ all night!Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you sh__ in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
fu__ you man
It's my name that he's screamin'All the kids lookin up to me can suck my di__
It's Portman mother fu__er
drink till I'm sick
slit your throat
and pump nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the Jews
you know I'm talkin to youGuys: we love you Natalie!
I wanna fu__ you too!
P is for Portman
P is for pu__y
I'll kill your fu__in dog for fun so don't push meWhen I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse
You got a buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a sh__Andy Samberg: Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my sh__ gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can't vouch for that
my di__ is scared of you
- mrdobolina0
Get-o Boyz - Read these Nikes
Here I go again, another brawl, a conflict
Somebody finna get they ass kicked
If you ain't down with the Geto Boys
Get your happy ass outta dodge
The rumors you heard ain't slander
Willie D don't give a fuck about a goddamn by-stander
So when you see me clutch my fist
Get out the way or get t-rolled, bitch
I'm inclined to physically whip your ass
But if you wanna blast
Make a muthafuckin motion like you wanna reach
And you gon' have a damn funeral next week
>From the hardest to the softest
For me to beat a nigga down is a day at the office
See, my appearance is so damn fly
It makes em say, Hm - he's a nice guy
So a nigga try to play me like a hoe
Oh-oh, oh shit, damn, that's a no-no
I get dead on his ass, so when I'm strikin
He bet no fall, or I'ma make his ass read these Nikes
(Oh my goodness!)
[ VERSE 2: Willie D ]
You read these Nikes, cause you're fucked up, punk
Here's the definition of gettin your ass stomped
(I'm a nigga insane kickin ass extremely)
So you weak-ass hoes keep dreamin
Bushwick, can I get a witness?
(Fuck yeah, Nightquil that sickness!)
Yeah, and when I form this gesture
Don't call mama, cause the bitch can't help ya
Better yell for a paramedic
Or somethin that nature, cause I'ma try to break ya
Ass into muthafuckin particles
Let's see if I can get you in a newspaper article
To hell with emotions
I don't stop till I cream a muthafucka like lotion
Remorse - what the fuck is that?
I beat your mama ass and go get a six-pack
Gettin mild, I don't play that shit
Fuck havin mercy on a goddamn bitch
Nigga get beat, oh mama
But if she fucks with me
Her ass is gonna read these Nikes
[ Bushwick Bill ]
Yo D, I saw the way you stomped that muthafucka
And left your trademark upside his head
[ Will ]
Yeah man, that was one of my ??? Nikes
I usually leave the whole muthafuckin logo
[ VERSE 3: Willie D ]
I don't give a fuck who you hang with, trick
Friends ain't shit when you're gettin your ass kicked
But if your buddies wanna get in my mix
Chop-chop ( *gunfire* ) yo, bitch
It ain't nothin but a mere formality
Every sucker muthafucka is a casualty
I kick ass, you won't ever diss
Look at the bottom of my goddamn shoeprint
>From muthafuckas done donated blood to the kid
Now do you wanna make a bid?
I didn't think so, cause I'd have yo
Ass screamin just like a damn hoe
When I hit ya in your goddamn mouth
And show you what a real nigga's all about
When I dispose of your ass like waste
And nothin but my shoe is in your muthafuckin face
You're readin these Nikes
Look at you now, muthafucka!
(Oh shit!)
Look at...
(Oh! Aw, hold up, man
Hold up, shit, aw, come on...
Alright, man, alright, I quit, man
I quit, alright - aw shit)
...fuck with me!
(Oh man)
(Hit it)
[ VERSE 4: Willie D ]
Here's an incident that got me sent to the slammer
I'm at the club rappin to this hella hammer
This bitch was holy, severely cut
So I'm rappin to her, right? To see if she'll fuck
I never asked if she was taken, cause honestly
That type of shit don't matter to me
Just when we was leavin out the goddamn door
Some trick-ass nigga fronted me bout the whore
I let the fool file with a diss or two
But the nigga kept pushin the goddamn issue
So I pulled out the 9mm
And bust his ass in the head, you could see the
Blood gushin out his goddamn skull
He played hisself, now his ass gettin drugged
I was charged with aggravated assault
But before I got off his ass
...I made him read these Nikes
(Oh my goodness!)