bizarre incident
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- toulouz
this is unreal: this afternoon this was ontop of my back door porch polycarbonate roof.
I rang the police..they did not take it serious, sed take it to station. however a young lady copper came..buzzed of with it and then came back with 4 detectives..they thought it was human !! wtf!
I just hope its a guinea pig. They said if its human we will be crawling wiv coppers this week. IIt must have been the Jackdaws next door that pitched it on my roof.Heyey, i'll keep ya posted laterz
- Jnr_Madison0
Fucking hell!
- neue75_bold0
egads!
- Jnr_Madison0
http://www.incident.net/works/mi…
Maybe a boyfriend of one of these women got sick of the hair and ripped it off.
- toulouz0
wicked mad, i liek that site..cool hairy motts
- rasko40
umm ok so tolouz is a scalping amnesiac murderer excellent.
- nosaj0
Frig - that image will stay with me for years to come....
Time to move.
- Jnr_Madison0
In my experience, this looks like a brazilian went horribly wrong.
- neue75_bold0
Burn yer clothes mate, and make sure you bleach the drain, the blood, hair and fibre evidence in the drain is what always get's ya....
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm guessing from the name of the jpg toulouz you've made your mind up what you think it is :)
- barbtastic0
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Burn yer clothes mate, and make sure you bleach the drain, the blood, hair and fibre evidence in the drain is what always get's ya....
neue75_bold
(May 21 06, 16:03)
----------------------i think i know who did it
- neue75_bold0
well, it's not a guinea pig...
- toulouz0
no way is that a bad brazilian. its the top off someones head perhaps? brazilian is shaved bald, you know that.
i promise to report back when we know.
By the way, cos its perhaps human the police had to search my house. mandatory they sed. Cant belieive the missus sed I aint made the bed yet. lol. but that's wot girls do !
- Jnr_Madison0
"well, it's not a guinea pig... so stop stroking it like one"
Said the Nun to the vicar.
- Jnr_Madison0
I wasn't being serious toulouz :)
LOL
- toulouz0
damn, i quit smoking a week ago..but had two 2nite..fucking great ..but lost two games of pool..2 a girl would you believe
- MX_OnD0
kite the shilt!!
you not been paying yer protection money?
- toulouz0
gotta be summat like that, i got a sporran on my roof..what does that mean?
- MX_OnD0
that's nae a sporran laddie, a sporran has silver bits on it, no I'm thinking more triadesque handycrafts entirely...
- rasko40
MURDERER
- neue75_bold0
I am already busy with a rough script for the 3-part TV mini-series...