Great Quotes
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- mattyd04
"Announcing your plans is a great way to make God laugh."
Al Swearenger in "Deadwood"
- mattyd040
"Not all of us can be heroes. Some of just have to sit on the curb and clap as I walk by."
Anonymous
- garett_west0
dude that one kicked ass!
- mattyd040
which? both are great.
- garett_west0
"Not all of us can be heroes. Some of just have to sit on the curb and clap as I walk by."
Anonymous
mattyd04
(May 16 06, 13:38)that one.
it sounds like somethign i would say for the fuck of it cause i'm an ass.
- mg330
"Assumption is the bomb that will destroy us."
Me, after the OK City Bombing.
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"Start cussin' more, and carin' less."Me, every New Years Even when I make my resolution.
- mattyd040
haha, it was actually the quote i used in my high school yearbook.
that, coupled with the fact that i learned you could put anything as your nickname which was located directly under your name.
so, my yearbook looked like:
Matthew DeCoste
"Voted Sexiest Man Alive By His Peers"Quote: Not all of us can be heroes. Some of us just have to sit on the curb and clap as I walk by.
my friends were telling me that when they were in college, their college friends would look at the yearbook and be like 'you guys voted him sexiest man alive?'
good times.
- denvergreenbud0
absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence.
Donald Rumsfeld speaking on WMD
- CALLES0
The evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man, it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use
Arthur Koestler
- mattyd040
*bump
- winter0
"God Almighty. I miss Jaline the Grammar Nazi. Where the heck is she?"
- flavorful0
Cary Grant is the man.
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"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. "
- Cary Grant"I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me."
- Cary Grant"I think that making love is the best form of exercise."
- Cary Grant"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."
- Cary Grant"I improve on misquotation."
- Cary Grant
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
Such a weird belief. Lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a f'ing cross, man? "Owwwwww". May be why he hasn't shown up yet. "Man, they're still wearing crosses. F**k it, I'm not goin, dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes I might show up again, but... Let me bury fossil heads with you Dad"...you know, kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know. "Thinkin' of John, Jackie. We love him. Just tryin to keep that memory alive, baby."
Bill Hicks
- blaw0
"it's best we cannot hear the screams/
we make in other people's dreams."
~Edward Gorey
- tasty0
handicaps are in this season, wheelchairs are the new Uggs.
-me earlier today
- planet010
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
-Tyler Durden
- redefine0
"OK, so I was trying to figure out where an apartment was in Chicago using Google Maps, and as I was dragging the map around I discovered some very interesting pics embedded in the map. Don't know how they got there or what was going on, but I was a bit surprised to say the least. I swear these are absolutely legitimate screen shots."
- grunttt0
"if you could. you would."
- my cat after licking his own nuts
- Seff0
to take the woodcut to finish rasko04 is it-
i see you think what will happen when you do that
so then i f your are so-oo mad today-i can twist you up also SO here:>> Put the 7Up flask (for me) up youre silver ass. you fucker!!
do not say youre hard life story to me only because you are having a bad one!!!!!!
wendell
- CALLES0
Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
Bill Gates
scary
- flavorful0
"I guess we found his weakness ... bullets"
- LL Cool J in Mindhunters