Mother's Day Riddle
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- chaztoo
Husbands, your mother is still living and so is the wife who bore your children, how many Mother's Day cards do you buy?
Answer: Three, you lump. You have a mother-in-law too and you are totally a fan of her work.
- chaztoo0
A few guys I know didn't do squat for their wife because, "You're not my Mom."
I'm horrified.
- _salisae_0
children is a plural word. so it must be more than 3.
- grunttt0
my mother died 5 years ago.
my wife and i do not have children.
i had to talk to my crazy fucking mother-in-law yesterday.
it didn't seem fair.
i should be relinquished of all mother's day duties.
- _salisae_0
that is if you buy the cards for the kids to give. but i'm sure they can cover their own finances.
- garett_west0
4.
your mom. your wife. your wifes mom. and the chick you're nailing on the side who has a 2 year old with you.
- chaztoo0
Garett West, you're a scoundrel!
- v-gates0
wife who bore your children?
wtf? only the boring are bored
- tikal2k0
what about the 19 yr old that you knocked up a couple months ago and is expecting? does she get a card too?
- grunttt0
not until after the bloodtest
- chaztoo0
wife who bore your children?
wtf? only the boring are bored
v-gates
(May 15 06, 10:59)
********************bore 4 Pronunciation Key (bôr, br)
v.Past tense of bear1.
http://dictionary.reference.com/…
Sometimes, and take hold of this idea slowly so it doesn't blow your mind, words have several meanings.
- version30
my parents found god so i found the front door, i shit you not
- v-gates0
"past tense of bear1"
Glad you sorted that out for me, you driller.