met the parents
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- nooner
been seeing this girl for about 6 months, so i caved.
last night. started off great with the father serving me 2 kettle martini's before dinner, and several glasses of wine over dinner > which was a perfect fillet.
i actually have a hangover today haha
- Crouwel0
they must have liked you because of the size of your
- Crouwel0
printer!
;)
- nooner0
hehe most def
- Peter0
Maybe pops were trying to get you drunk. Drunk enough to be prone to reveal some nasty little secret about yourself. You know, to have a valid reason to forbid you to see his precious daughter.
Just kidding. Dads don't do that.
- Dancer0
Fit mum??
- chossy0
did you tell the dad how many chicks you have bedded and smacked the mums ass with your hand and said your next doll face?.
- GreedoLives0
Pretty clever really of pops, see what you're really like when the guard comes down.
- Jaline0
Pretty clever really of pops, see what you're really like when the guard comes down.
GreedoLives
(May 10 06, 07:16)Exactly, haha. He probably wanted you to confess something to him.
- dibec0
"Fit mum??"
haha.
- chossy0
I remember the dad of my last girlfriend asked me what my intentions were....
- acescence0
the last time i went out with the (now ex) girl's parents, dad got toasted and returned from the bathroom with toilet seat covers for everyone! now this is a classy place, mind you, and he tries to put everyones personal seat cover around each respective neck. that went over well. and then he spilled an entire bottle of red wine in my lap. then we went to a bar and he tried to get mum to dirty dance with him and was putting his hands up her dress. a lovely night, the end.
- kelpie0
I want to be that cool when I'm old
- Jaline0
I remember the dad of my last girlfriend asked me what my intentions were....
chossy
(May 10 06, 07:18)Yeah, sorry about the bruises.
- mpfree0
fuck that noise. always date a chick who's parents are either seperated or are D-E-A-D!
;)
- chossy0
yeah well I'm sorry too but it doesn't mean your getting the sweater I like back now way now haaaaaaaa
- Jaline0
That's okay, I still have your stickers and belt and I'm keeping them forever!
- chossy0
I rue and lament meeting your parents.
- mpfree0
l_O-_s-E-R_S
- Jaline0
You're just jealous.