Lieutenant Dan
Lieutenant Dan
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- twoismtwoism
If Lieutenant Dan lost his dick except his legs in Forrest Gump the hospital scene would go something like this....
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan Dildo! Lieutenant Dan Dildo!
Lieutenant Dan, I got you a i dildo. Lieutenant Dan, dildo!
- dinky0
jebus
you are more of a weirdo than i am
- twoismtwoism0
sounds good
looks good
feels good toocolor from feria
- dinky0
o RLY
- twoismtwoism0
Lieutenant Dan: Forrest how am I suppose to fuck now? WELL!?
Forrest: Lieutenant Dan Dildo!
- Crouwel0
i'm afraid a just giggled a little.
- Crouwel0
*i not a